Bong/Pipe Breaking Stories

litterally

 

Well I've yet to break a pipe but I have a story about a pipe that used to be mine.

I had sold the first glass pipe I got to a friend when I went on probation because I thought I would be able to be clean the whole time. Anyway he was smoking with this girl we know and she was loading a bowl and knocked it off a work bench onto the cement in his garage and glass went flying. All she said was "Oops." but she bought him a new one later that he broke(I don't know the story) and then he bought another one and it broke while cleaning(also no story).

I guess I'm just too cool to break a pipe... At least so far.

 

I haven't broken a piece or dropped a blunt/joint in my life. I have however saved a few bongs from tipping. One story my friend and I were smoking his 18" zong and he got super high and tipped the bong I caught it, but the rasta swirled GonG bowl piece slipped out an shattered on the floor. buzz kill

 

Nothing kills a buzz more than a broken piece. Maybe a house fire...nope.

 

Oh yeah I saved a bong from tipping once.

My friends girlfriend (at the time) put the bong on a fucking stool.. A stool!! how dumb do you have to be to do that.

So I see it tipping but I had a moment to think (do I let it drop and watch her get in shit for breaking it or do I grab it?)

I quickly realized "hey this is my friends bong" so I grabbed it and my other friend who just walked in yells "Oh my god your the man of the night, that shit was about to smash into pieces".

Thank god for my cat-like reflexes.

 

Having the cops be in presence when they're unwanted is a pretty big buzzkill.

The time I got arrested I immediatley became sober, it was weird. But then me and my friend who were handcuffed together got put in the car and on the way to the station we kept laughing. I was trying to hold it in but I kept thinking "damn were gonna have such a sick story to tell the rest of the guys later".

 

Lol, well thats more of a complete high kill. Getting arrested and almost dying probably just erase the high. Something to do with adrenaline?

With a broken bong you have to just sit there, still a little dazed wondering "why the fuck has this happened to me"

 

My friend picked up a cheep bong once, he still has it. We were all excited to try out our first bong and so I take it over to the sink and proceed to break the slide. Brand new never been used slide. So, we have this new bong and no slide. I'm pissed and my buddy was like WTF DUDE!! So, I decided to improvise. I took a one hitter and found that it fit in the space where the slide went and I then took the gasket off of the slide and put it on the one hitter to keep it from falling into the bong. It worked great and we used that method for years.

 

I've almost smashed my RooR on my granite counter-top.

It was about to tip over, but I caught the joint and stopped it about an inch from impact.


It was pretty intense...

 

i broke one on my way to the principles once. good thing to i got searched. i smashed it in the bathroom and flushed it D=

 

You flushed your bong?...

 

bong? i dont think i said anything about a bong. the thread is called Bong/Pipe Breaking Stories

 

Broke my first bong eva..... Was bout 4 monthes ago, i was just hitting my little bong with extra water in it since the end of the downstem was snapped off, and i left it outside to cool down/air out and when i went to take it inside to hit it i put it down to hard on my counter and because of the frozen water the bottom shattered... That was the thrid time i had broke that bong in some way. First was the downstem in the summer, then i cracked the bottom in a similar situation to the one above then finally finished her off after a good solid 5 monthes of ownin er

 

i let my friend use my bong for an afternoon and he forgot to return it so he was about to rip a bowl from it and ride it over to my house. he had eaten a pot brownie early and was fucked up on that and th ebong was in one of those pull shut little backpack thingies. he was holing the bag instead of the bong and picke dit up, the bag was upside down and the bong fell out and shattered on his garage floor.

 

me and 2 friends were really baked smoking in my friends garage and my friend was passin the pipe to my other friend and the one grabbing it just kinda pussy hand grabbed it and the other friend that was passing it let go and it fell on the ground and broke. We sat there for about 5 minutes in silence til finally the owner of the pipe expressed himself.

 

How did that go?

 

i would be willing to bed that the most common way for a glass piece to shatter is from passing it in a group sesh... with everyone baked as hell there are many things that can go wrong when handing it off

 

I went inside. their arguing about whose fault it was = buzzkill.

 

maybe if your smoking with retards
nah it can easily happen
I nearly dropped my glass pipe i got a few weeks ago the first time i took it out of my pocket, was on a school trip to see King Lear in the city so i went to the Funky Skunk, a headshop owned by friends. Got my new pipe so me and friend maureen decided to go for a smoke before hand since she had some skunk.
Went to St. Marys (big weird jesus freak church) where theres a little alley that bums go fucking in and people go smoking in
Took it out of my pocket and dropped it straight away on the concrete, tough as shit though only a tiny chip in it

 

This exact thing happened to two friends of mine. It was some chick's bowl and they argued over who was going to have to pay her for about 2 months. She was never paid.