The smallest dick in the world (or at least the states)

I think that while it may turn you off a little at first, both patners being pleased are what counts. I've never seen a penis that small myself, but hey he'd probably be easier to please! I bet is tounge isn't abnormally short!

If your trying to stay celibate it shouldn't matter anyway right? You don't want any penises short, long, thin, thick, red, orange yellow green blue or purple! Kudos to you!

Sorry to the person pissed about this turning into a penis bash.. but the smoking a roach comment cracked me up!!!!

 

wot size is fuckable then?

 

I think both men and women should stop being so judgemental about each others bodies. Size really doesn't matter unless it is too large. And men need to stop caring about breasts so much not every girl has to be a d cup ya know.

 

you know, I agree totally. I've had a guy with a large ass dick. that was hard to take when he decided to start pounding it. Guys who are incredibly average can please in ways that others can't. And I've had guys that were really small too. you just have to be more creative in how you please, that's the whole thing in a nutshell....

 

I completly agree. If the role was reversed and he wouldn't do you because your tits were to small, than he would be a superficial pig.

Missfontella
Of course you could just ask every guy that asks you out to show you his dick first, but then again I guess that would give him the right to check and see if you are worn out and sloppy. and then come online and tell everyone about it.

 

personally, c is where i draw the line. big boobies arent that great.
would you want a wife with back problems? hell, i feel bad for the chicks
with a big chest, because people will just make fun of them, or leer and what not, and after a life full of poking and fun making, they will have back problems, and cry themselves to sleep because she got married to a boobie loving loser who isnt making love to her because shes sagging and he finds it gross because boobs have to be huge and perky. no. perky is good, size doesnt really matter. as long as your bigger than a mid A, youve got nice boobies. hell, fuckin, a girl as flat as a board can have a great chest.

 

you people need to pull it back

come back

Its not that serious

You can say whatever you want but I was just shocked to see one that small
and if somebody chooses to not fuck me because of my huge tits.....ummm...so what? I'm a grown woman...I know how to deal if my life is not picture perfect

breathe stretch shake........... and then LET IT GO


gracious

 

You mean, someone turned you down cuz your boobs were too big? Goddamn bush has this world upside down!

 

..............well, apparently it does to you

 

you need to gain some perspective

this thread is not about dick size, double standards, or men and women


its about 1 man








with a tiny itty bitty dick

 

ummm.....hell no!

I was saying that cause dude said he doesn't like anything over a C and I'm a proud D



Besides....I don't get turned down

 

Look ma, I got a D!!

 

i know a couple of guys who think big breasts are too awkward....i wouldn't know...im like an A. i'd love a D cup though.


one guy was drunk and told us all about how he was 4 inches on a boner[erect] and i believe the guys took the piss. i wasn't so surprised jusging from his build but what the hell is average? *confused look*

 

well I've never seen one as small as the one miss fontella mentioned
so I don't know how that would be but I will say that I just don't prefer
them to be all big

 

http://hipforums.com/forums/attachm...ntid=9744&stc=1

 

I know it's fucked up, but I can't help but laugh my ass off every time I see that picture.

 

Average is 5.5 inches (or 99 inches, if you believe the average sex survey usually sponsored by Durex or somesuch.) Thing is, because that's the average, for every guy with a bigger one there's a guy with a smaller one. I hate women who set too much score by this stuff, because it's such a double standard. Imagine if you met a girl with a massive bucket pussy about a foot across that echoes when she went to the loo. If you took the piss out of that, you'd have yr face smeared across a wall. I think I just hate the general public.

 

We have a phrase where I'm from:- "like throwing a sausage up a close....." lol

 

hey I am between a c and a d i was just giving an example...watch it. and I don't have back problems at all. I can forsee having to get a lift by my thirties though ):

 

you know that girls don't pee out of there you know what right?