how to mess up school drug test

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You could just bounce.


Do you live there?

 

Poop in the cup. Then bounce.

 

you should cum in the cup

 

Cum on your poop thats in the cup. Then bounce.

 

haha no you should fill the cup with hash oil and be like yeah my piss is about 90% thc

on a serious note just pick up one of those detox things from a headshop and drink shitload of water

 

lmfao that would be sweet. but a waste of oil

 

keep asking for a magazine before the test, just like in the office

 

piss all over the cup and on the outside of the cup and give it to them and then leave.
that way they won't wanna touch your cup to test it cause there's pee everywhere

 

Salivate a whole lot into the cup so it just looks like clear pee.

 

or ad some toilet water to it

 

lol wow.

and yeah OP, if you water it down that much, the levels of everything else in your pee will be fucked up. They'll just make you take it again.

 

HAHA

I 2nd the motion

 

You should be a good child and stop it with the drugs.