The Pain

So sometimes I get this horrible stabbing pain in my lower stomach/intestine region that literally disables me. Its usually when I eat something in the morning and lasts for about 30 seconds then stops and comes in waves until I either make it to the bathroom or it wares off.

Anyone know what I'm talking about or get it themselves? Two of my friends get it a lot and we dubbed it The Pain.

I'm feeling it worse than before as I type this. If anyone knows anything about it and can end it PLEASE!

 

gas?

 

Pretty sure its that just amplified 100X. And it doesn't seem to move like it wants out, it just stays there and TORTURES ME!

 

stab yourself in the leg


that should divert your attention away from it long enough for it to go away

 

Now they both hurt!

PAINKILLERS. NOW!

 

painkillers aren't good for ya


tough it out


then you will be a real man

 

Todays case was a familiar one. I came in, had the pain for no reason, after eating nothing yet, got a double espresso because I slept for 2 hours (really didn't help) then sat with the pain for an hour and finally decided to go shit my head off. I feel brand new

Shit - my anti-drug

I wish there was a way to stop this though

 

Stop being such a pussy. Do you eat a big breakfast? Sometimes stuff making a turn in the small intestine gets twisted. Were you ever a break dancer? I think you need an MRI and exploratory surgery...

 

something definatly doesn't sound right about this, because I certainly don't get these pains when I eat



and it is also odd that your friends experience the same thing.... what have you done?

 

im pretty sure I read somewhere that only homosexuals are affected by this phenomena...

 

this is true


I believe this was in the American Journal of Medicine a few months back....


.... has something to do with all the shit getting pushed up into your lower intestines from too much butt fucking...... it gets all packed in up there and won't dislodge without surgery

 

Exploratory.

 

take your probiotics, people. how many times do i have to tell you?

 

and what are probiotics???

 

little capsules that contain the good bacteria necessary to proper bodily function. like what's in yogurt, but without the yogurt.

 

wouldn't eating gross things like poop have enough?

 

More pills. Nice. Just eat some yogurt.

 

some people are lactose intolerant.

it's just a vitamin full of active cultures.

 

i only like pills if they get me high


otherwise, no pills for me

 

k. you're missing out on some really good cleansing.