Oh she tried to raise me right, but I refused.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEizEzCI2Gk
No one could steer me right, but mama tried, mama tried
Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleadin' I denied
That leaves only me to blame cause mama tried...:reddevil:

 

Just BE GOOD!

 

haha...i got arrested last summer and me and my friend were singing this while we sat in the cell

 

Hmm.. I have a funny story to tell.

But I refuse to tell it due to the fact that my ham and cheese sandwich hasn't arrived yet.

 

I turned 21 in prison doin' life with out parole

 

And if he catches up with me. Ill spend my life in jail...

Wish I had listened to oh what mama said
Wish I had listened to oh what mama said
Well I wouldn't be here trying to sleep in this cold iron bed..

 

Jail is awsome. Good dope, lots of booze.

They took smoking away so i took up badmitton instead.

I know I spelled badmitton wrong but I don't care. hmmm I wonder how it's spelled.

 

badminton! i think?

 

shuttlecock.

 

nice to see you back in action squirrel man:cheers2:

 

I missed his threads.

 

who's threads?

 

Orisons. while he was banned

 

oh yeah


that squirelly motherfucker is funny shit

 

My dog killed a squirell in front of me once.

I was cheering him on as he ripped it to shreds.

 

my next door neighbors shells peanuts for the squirells that live in her yard, she's so sweet

 

My next door neighour sells golf balls.

Theres a golf course by my house lol.

 

theres a hockey rink across the street from my house

 

LOL, that's what im talkin about.....