Never! You all need to move to Bongloadia with me and be my subjects. Don't you see? It's the only practical solution to all this.
That's a closely guarded secret. I'm older than I look if that helps (which it won't since i don't have any pictures of me in the gallery)
I can't believe some of you pretty ladies have never gone on a date? I would love to take some of you out for a milkshake and a movie. .... And if you want to screw in the woods later BONUS!
I guess my expectations for a date is too high. I mean a date to me is where I am taken out to a nice sit down restauraunt ( not mcdonalds) where i would have to get dressed up and not have to pay half or all of the bill. Than afterwards go out dancing ( not to a sleezy rundown club) at a high class club where there is a strict dress code. After that go home cuddle and fall asleep that would be soooooo perfest but so far none of those has happend. So I guess my expectations are too high huh.
I would love any sort of date...itsjust flattery...I would just like it if a guy would noticeme andbe like "hey.." orstart callingmeor asked me out..i wanna be persued!
There's two ways I can go with this.. I can either say "Well, you are a pretty girl, and I'd love to go out with you", which I would enjoy.. However, we are both in commited relationships, and not only do we have a whole lot of miles separating us, quite a few years.. So I *will* say... You being the female in the relationship..Hold a particular advantage that maybe you were not aware of, or perhaps forgotten... Most of the time, it is the girl who calls the shots on the relationship. Sounds like a perfectly reasonable, *FUN* sounding time. You need to make it a priority to your boyfriend that this is what you want. Now using your feminine wiles.. You know what your boyfriend responds too.. You being a loving partner probably make sure that he is as happy as a guy can be. I might suggest being a little slow on the draw with some of the things that he loves and craves from you, while trying to make your wishes known. I'd lay you odds, that once he figures out where the backrubs and kiss on the cheek everynight went.. He's going to get a little preoccupied with getting them back. I jump through all kinds of hoops for my girlfriend. She knows it. Get the man jumping through hoops.. You can do it. You deserve that "date".
C'mon ladies, just say, "take me on a real fuckin' date or your not getting any ass...". Whatever guy you've got around will shape up pronto and be buying roses, treating you to a fine meal & reserving a high priced suite at the finest hotel. You've got the power.
Im not sure how to make my man "jump through hoops". we barely spend time together and i feel that he really doesn't know me . But i know him like the back of my hand.
I have never been on an official, "date". My exs and I have always made the mistake of getting into a relationship too quickly.
i am forcing my friend to take me on a date soon.... because i deserve to be picked up and taken out somewhere where i can dress up
i don't know if you were referring to me Mr. MiGu... but i'm usually the one that invites guys out on dates.... but the last time i think was this summer ( i haven't been out with many guys since school started)