Slightly Awesome Day

So I go to my friends house and some other kids are there who I'm real tight with but we can never hang out because they live far from me. So we smoke some sticky stuff, and basically have a hilarious time playing Saints Row 2. (Who ever knew character customization was so funny?)

So this kid gets an airsoft gun, and decides in would be funny to shoot my ass sitting next to him at point blank range. It hurt some, but I was more surprised then anything. So I jump and kick out with my leg, AND I END UP KICKING THIS HUGE GLASS OBJECT THING (forget what it was for) AND JUST KARATE KICK THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND DESTROY IT. The thing just burst everywhere, and we spent tons of time just cracking up. So this kid then gets an airsoft M16, and starts firing away into the air, imitating cops and shit.

I jump off the coach, role on the basement floor. I look up, and this was the last thing I saw clearly for the rest of the day. I saw his airsoft gun pointed straight at me, then BOOM I was down. I didn't know what the fuck had just happened, but I could feel right away that in that split second he moved his gun and fired, he had shot me straight in the eye from about ten feet away. There was tons of water and blood streaming out from my eye, but thankfully I had blinked the moment he shot a small metal pellet at around 400 fps at me from ten feet away. My eye basically, was fucked up.

What was funny was right away I laughed at it. I was in pain and stuff, but I was just like "dude you fucking shot me in the eye!" because the notion of it was just so funny. Basically we took care of me eye, and the whole time we were laughing at the odds of this. He said he was trying to shit my ass or leg after I had rolled, but I literally turned and looked up when he pulled the trigger. Now I get to say I've been shot in the eye before, and have the picture on my phone to prove it.

 

that's awesome..

i didn't read it.. but it's always good to feel like your day was complete

 

holy shit dude, that's intense!!

i've been shot with an airsoft quite a few times, and I think they hurt like a bitch at close range

well done sir:cheers2:

 

Sounds painful, I thought airsoft guns had plastic pellets though?
but if you can, post the pic

 

i can't post the pic, my phone doesn't have a computer plug.

And for lazy minds:

I was basically high and having a great time with friends, and my friend tried to shoot my ass with a bb gun and I turned and he shot me in the eye with this fast m16 bb gun

 

It was also really funny before because he took an airsoft handgun and just randomly shot me sitting next to him on the couch, and my reflexes caused me to kick out and just destroy his vase thing/something glass that he owned, and I just owned it

 

ah... your thread title is sarcasm

 

i thought air soft was the plastic pellets too?!


and why in OP did you say air soft but now you say BB?!

 

well to some degree, but it was also hilarious, and now i get to tell people i've been shot in the eye at point blank range

SHIT: I thought they were metal, i guess they were plastic, actually I know they are now because I looked it up

What's the difference between bb and airsoft? I thought they were the same..

 

air soft has those little air (co2 or whatever it is) cartridges that push the pellets out at insane speeds...

bb is metal, most likely a pump up gun?!

i dont know for sure

 

Okay I was shot with an airsoft gun

 

bb guns are more dangerous, most of them shoot at like 800 fps and up. airsoft are for shooting people basically while bbs can be used to shoot defensless bunny rabbits.

 

well im glad i was shot by an airsoft gun, if it was a bb gun do you think I could have lost my eye?

 

You definatley would have if it hit you right in the eye.

I don't know why you think it's cool that your friends shot you with a gun, I'd be pretty pissed and would have stole the gun from them and shit them with it numerous times.

 

I blinked when he fired so I'm lucky. I would be seriously fuckin pissed but 1.) I'm not hurt at all and 2.) it was hilarious. honorable mention #3 is that we were high.

But I need some comeback, any ideas?

 

Saying "we were high" is the worst excuse. Using that excuse makes the rest of us bad for other peoples stupid acitions.

Here's a comeback. Get the gun and shoot them in the eye and see if they like it.

 

and shit in their pillow cases

 

I was thinking that saying we were high was bad, and besides, doesn't an eye for an eye make the whole world go blind?

 

did you go to the hospital? even though it might seem fine now it could leave you with some serious vision damage later in life

 

fuck... no... i didn't

i iced it and put eye drops in it and I feel completely fine




You just bugged me the fuck out