My letter FROM E-harmony

Dear Hellvis,

First we would like to thank you for trying to sign up for our dating site second ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH WE ARE A DATING SERVICE NOT THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAHAHAHAHA AND A GIRL HAHAHASHAHAHAHAHHAHA NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.


sencirly,
Evil Cuntress at e-harmony!

 

Aw, that's too bad. Sorry.

 

not as funny as i would have hoped!

 

That sucks ): I met some awesome people on EHarmony. Seems to be a lot of laywers on there. No one really had that 'it' factor though.

 

Maybe you should have just lied like everyone else does...

 

Ohhh maybe i shouldn't have put "loud and obnoxious small dicked man with psychopathic daterape fantasies" as my head line?

 

I think that title is taken, anyway...a certain guy named "Michael"...

 

ohhh i don't know him.

 

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13136291

Creepy McCreep Creep.

 

i figured!!!!!

 

HOLY FUCK!!!


MICHAEL has myspace!!!1

 

He must have been someone on here.

 

oh, ew.

 

How did you know I worked at eharmoney?

 

When I signed up,they wanted to know what I meant when I said I had "several"teeth and an ongoing ,but minor case of assperunia.

 

well why the hell did you send your letter to Make A Wish Foundation?

 

you should be thankful really, eharmony is dumb. just go for a hipforumer!