So what if I jumped on a plane and ...

answer to #5

 

^^See, that's what I'm talking about.

 

its not really that hot there, unless you want to sleep outside in death valley

there are about 9,354,987,936 homeless people there, so you'd have plenty of company

 

id do it

 

If this is the scenario then you should really go.

Seriously, do it, don't be a British pussy and do it.

 

I'd actually take JimmyP's advice and go somewhere your money will last longer.

 

I was thinking about India, but it's coming into the monsoon season..

 

Worry much there Adrian?

 

Who is Adrian?

 

OK... should I know him?

 

He plays a cop with severe OCD. He's afraid of everything. Forget it.

 

What he's saying is, stop being a pussy and take action. The worst case scenarios aren't that bad, and the best case scenarios are awesome.

 

Action will be taken, but maybe not necessarily in the direction of CA.

 

Good. Southeast Asia, South America and India are all more appropriate destinations.

 

expect misery, smog, too much traffic, not enough busses, and fake tits EVERYWHERE. enjoy.

 

And also, you should really watch an episode of Monk. That show cracks me up.