Illegal to have a Lighter!

http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2009/feb/10/senators-bill-would-make-it-illegal-anyone-under-1/

 

Your human rights are slowly being taken away...one by one.

 

What the fuck the boy scouts gonna do, rub sticks together? nvm..

 

human rights are a joke. you're a fool to think you have any period. If the government doesnt like you enough, you can be held indefinitely without being told your charges. you can be legally tortured (gitmo).

Thats obviously an extreme. But imagine all the simple things you enjoy that they can make illegal....Pot, Lighters, next thing ya know, they'll be goin for your bong and your bitches...

mans comin down.

 

I steal them anyway






but please don't put them behind the counter now

 

technically.. a lighter is a tobacco product.. so... i see the sense.. i believe in minnesota you cannot buy a lighter under the age of 18

 

i've bought them before... you just have to pick the new, younger, employees

especially the ones with 11 inch hair.

 

That's law in some states but it's pretty lax depending on the store clerk.

But this is this a possibly nationwide thing? If so wow. It continues to dwindle....

 

What, how can I light the candles on my mother's birthday cake?

 

this is a bunch of government fuck head shit

They can't find a single fucking reason anyone under 18 should own a lighter


Ladies and gentlemen you've all been fooled, we've been electing retards for all these years

 

i prefer the ones with the 11" cock

 

Oh I'm sure they would have NO problem finding reasons: arson, injuries, smoking, drugs

 

How would u no?

 

Lighters are used for the same things by people over 18 too. Stupid law is stupid.

 

ask... duh

 

That is the adventurous part

 

that would be strange

"How big is your dick?"

(answer)

"I'll have this can of monster and a pack of bics."

 

Might as well nip this one in the bud and ban 'fire control', the very thing that makes us the mighty homosapien.

 

that may be to you.. but i'm a man who wants answers.. and i get them

 

but doesn't that take your life on a tangent completely off task from simply buying a lighter