My political era begins today.

I am running for a board of directors seat with my HOA. I will be a state senator in no time.

 

so dont tell anybody about what I do here, k

 

go rule yourself

 

I already do that. Now I will rule the neighborhood.

 

today i wrote to my congressman.

 

HOA??? You are so fucking suburban. You should be banned from RT if not HF altogether.

 

WE need YOU to BE like THIS and THIS.

 

so when you gonna start cruising for gay sex in public restrooms?

 

As soon as he's visited all the rest areas in Nevada AND quit crying about his flowers...

 

The tears over my flowers are long gone. Ima plant some new ones and be the talk of my suburban utopia. Hide and watch. As far as my gay sex in restrooms go; I leave that to my wife.

 

that's no good. you need a tragic weakness that will eventually result in your undoing.

 

I have no tragic weakness. I am strong like bull.

 

under your administration, will I be able to park my Winnebago on the front lawn??

 

he just want's power. fight the power!

 

nope, because I have a lawn thats well on its way to becoming the neighborhoods best, but you can park it right on the street.

 

this is how it starts. :toetap05:

 

so I'm a bit competetive.

 

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Excellent! Hey if I have to abide by another form of government, I might as well run the motherfucker. Bribery and kickbacks are my friends.

 

Ok, I'll kick your back.