So I went to the doctor today...

I went to my doctor complaining that every morning at precisely 8am I had a pee and a poo, he said that sounded fine and was nothing to complain about, well I said yes but I don't get out of bed till 8.30am.

 

So you piss and shit on yourself!!?1!?!! OMG!!! That's fucking hilarious! I just got a mental image, and oh shit... like... everything is like... soaked in shit and piss and splatters of fecal matter are covering the walls. You even jack off with the soapy piss shit, don't you? Just because you can? Ehh? Ehh?

 

this thread is full of win

 

You stole that from Sofia on the Golden Girls, you assface.

 

what a fucking thief....

 

I save all my shit for kinky sex. Luckily that happens at least a few times a month.

 

that should mean it's well aged


that's key for a good tasting shit