What do you call cuts or brusies?

Do you call them cuts or brusies?
I call them boo-boos.
What do you call them?

 

drunkin accadents......infact surely that will be the name of my first child, Drunken Accadent...to be shortly followed by her brother Mistake.

 

what is an accadent? surely you must mean accident.


i call cuts cuts, and i call bruises bruises. they are two totally different things.

 

yes please forgive my shitty spelling.

 

I'm an adult.

 

so you call them ouchies?

 

i call them "what happens when lode gets home from work and slaps mommy to get to the bottle"

 

I don't find abusive relationships funny dean.



Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

Ahahahaha!

Laura forgot to make dinner again! Time to heat the hot iron!

 

She looks like she could take you anyway.

 

I call them cuts and bruises. I'm just funny like that.

 

honestly, yeah.

 

I'd be pulling for you though dawg!

 

awesome! dignity restored!

 

I'm not. I still got a ways to go.

 

i prefer to call them gash's and lacerations...

 

When it comes to my kids and THEIR cuts or bruises, I call them boo-boos. For myself, it's just cuts and bruises.

 

Boo boo's. And I get away with it because Im a father
So fuck yall

 

i have kids. they're owies. but when they're on my body, they're called "how the fucking fuck did i do that?"

 

I call them a result of my own clumsiness, and pronounce them as "cuhtz and broozez"
I fell over a fence the other day and landed on my bloody head. Had bruises all over my legs, and a good bump on the cheek. Fuuuun times