i told my wife she looked horrible

because she was wearing this gawdy shirt

and she really did look horrible

shes a bartender... shes gotta show some titty and make us same damned money

I want a new puter

 

at least you're honest?

 

Best way to keep her loving you is abuse!

 

Did she change the shirt or tell you to fuck off?

 

well what was I supposed to do? tell her it looked good?

i'm not a liar

 

oh, she changed it


or she wouldn't have left the house :toetap05:

 

your wife needs to knock some sense into you and put you in your place

leave her be, if she's comfortable she'll make money....its not always tits that sell...

well usually it is

but there are rare occasions where customers like your personality

 

I'm sure you had had an amicable debate, finally resolving the issue in a mutually acceptable solution. If not, I'm booking you to go on ??? mmm who is the top trashy talk show host these days?

 

damn, man. thats hard.

 

Surely it's still Springer.

How about Dick Dietrich?

 

Springer sounds likely.
Mr Dietrich would be funnier - but he is not real.

 

I'm pretty sure if you think her shirt looked like shit, it probably was decent looking...

It's clothes.. I preferably wear shitty ugly ass clothes because I have no fashion sense and I could give two shits...

 

you should lock her in the basement at night

 

I hope she's just as honest with you in return.

 

actually it was one of MY shirts, and it really was hideous, especially on her


and she actually agreed with me, but she was quite pissy when she left, so maybe she did get pissed.

but she wore something way hotter

 

Do you think you will be having sex when she gets home or have you blown it?

 

oh i'll probably not get sex


but i wasnt gonna get any anyway, so.....

 

Fair enough. No bridges burnt.