things you learned from porn.

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  1. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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  2. TheGanjaKing

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    SOME people say it isn't :rolleyes: losers
     
  3. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

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    yes, I saw that once. Wicked!
     
  4. A-Bear's-Vagina

    A-Bear's-Vagina 2 Kings Chapter 2 23-24

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    that you only have to go down on a woman for like 30 seconds or so.
     
  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    that a blow job is a guarantee, and a normal part of sex
     
  6. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

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    you been watching bad porn man. substandard quality education. :rolleyes:
     
  7. TheGanjaKing

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    no porn is bad as long as someone is naked
     
  8. bluesafire

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    I learned that even cats like porn.


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  9. Wild Mountain Dave

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  10. TheGanjaKing

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    cats like starring in porn
     
  11. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    i learned that when women get really turned on, they sound like theyre freakin possessed, and that thats a turn on for most guys too. complete with devilish growling, grunting and screaming
     
  12. Cherea

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    That's one of the things that makes porn a little spent for me. All the yes yes yes yes yes yes fuck that little pussy fuck that tight little hole with that big cock blah blah blah!!!! :rolleyes:

    When it comes out genuine it's fine, but man! Do they over do it. :)
     
  13. A-Bear's-Vagina

    A-Bear's-Vagina 2 Kings Chapter 2 23-24

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    asians go a little overboard with censorship
     
  14. TheGanjaKing

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    asians seem to do a lot of pooping in their porn


    and it always comes out green
     
  15. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    That I bore easily.
     
  16. scratcho

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    That my dick is only 3 inches ---------------------across the hole
     
  17. MrDot

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    I learned that I have a vagina, I REALLY GOT THOSE DEFINITIONS MIXED UP! :O
     
  18. Steal my sunshine

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    that i'm DESENSITIZED
     
  19. Dragonfly

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    Fat girls can bounce on top....
     
  20. TheGanjaKing

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    i learned that all girls like double dildos, either with another girl, or with a guy and his ass
     
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