i really want someone to do this at my funeral...

http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=71172&catid=2

Laurens County (The Greenville News) - Tammy Fausel said that she and her family were shocked at what happened during her uncle's funeral in Gray Court.

A Candler, N.C., woman danced in front of the service, waved a wand around the casket, opened the lid, laid her hands on the deceased's head and struck the body with a wand, according to an incident report from the Laurens County Sheriff's Office.

Nicole Marie Loretta Leonard, 25, has been charged with disturbing a funeral and public disorderly conduct in Tuesday's incident, according to tickets.

Fausel said she had never before seen the woman and had no idea why she would've been at funeral at Church of God on State 14.

"Everybody was just kind of flabbergasted," she said. "They didn't know what was going on."

The woman took flowers from the top of the casket and threw them at the family before leaving in a burgundy Toyota, according to the report.

Fausel said she called the Sheriff's Office.

A lieutenant intercepted a burgundy Toyota Corolla heading south on Interstate 385, according to the incident report.

When deputies asked the woman why she acted the way she did, the woman said "she felt that it was the right thing to do at the time," according to the report. The woman told deputies she knew no one at the church, according to the report.

Fausel said the deceased's immediate family was in another room at the time of the incident and didn't witness it.

Leonard, of 117 Davis Creek, was released from the Johnson Detention Center Wednesday, according to jail officials and tickets.




THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME.

 

You may wante her to do this but I'd probably get up and smack the crap out of her. ohhhh, I dont know. Maybe not. I know you'd be laughin your ass off. hmmmmm, tough one for me.

 

*chuckles* the whole mental imagery made me smile. she may have broken someone's extremely negative mental paradigm and saved a life.

 

It was obviously the tooth fairy coming to collect on an old debt. Finding the mouth lockjawed all she could do was lash out in angst and leave.

 

A Wand!!! Hahahahaha.

 

maybe it was one of the deceased last wishes that only he and a hooker knew about.

 

what fun! i would have worn a cape too.

 

this just makes me want to write something crazy into my will for my funeral

 

great topic, would read again

 

I think someone's been watching too much of the halliwell sisters and the barrier between reality and fantasy are starting to breakdown

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