How do you "pull out" when a woman's on top?

SPERM. IN. PRECUM. Seriously people. Who doesn't know this?

 

If anyone is still reading, I've pulled out from underneath for years - not because I was trying to prevent pregnancy, but to start better action. Unless you are on the hard floor, just pull back into the mattress and voila - you're out. Same method as pulling back if she doesn't want to swallow. Meanwhile, I can't believe that in this day and age there are still folks that think of this as a form of birth control. No wonder we have so many little bastards running around! And Theresa, SPERM IN EARLY SEMEN which works its way up and out prior to ejaculation. Way before in some instances.

 

It doesn't work to well, I pay lots of child support...

 

Most of the time this wasn't a problem for us; I'd moan something like "I'm coming" and she'd pull off of me, leaving me squirting in mid-air.

Other times she'd say "Not yet you're not" and she'd keep riding me. I'd have to clench my teeth and my testicle muscles (or whatever they are) and not come for a couple more minutes.

After about the second or third time I told her -- with increasing desperation in my voice, I think -- she'd climb off and let me come.

 

throw her off you

 

i dont think id ever call pulling out "birth control," btw.

 

I hate pulling out. Its useless as a means of birth control, the only reason to do it is to do something kinky with your load, and I'd rather that went where nature intended personally. I'm married and cant have kids, so I get to do it bare, lucky me!

wear a condom, bust your load in her, and be happy.

 

yank her off? LMAO

 

well obviously you cant pull out cuz your on the bottom dumbass. but just say when your bout to nut and she should get off you unless she wants you to go in her

 

Dude, if there's a will, there's a way.

 

shove her ass of
my partner has done dat shit to me before
trust me being shoved off is better dan having a kid

 

Dude grow a pair and throw her ass off dude. You really shouldn't be having sex until your balls drop anyways bro.

 

lol dont pull out and dont date girls who are not on BC

 

There is no way for her to get pregnant if she is on top - what goes up, must come down - it's gravity.

So you don't need to pull out.

HAVE FUN

 

Not as a form of birth control not its not possible. For natural birth control, "don't put it in" is the only effective method.

PurpByThePound, I and my girlfriend disproved that theory about 20 years ago.

 

What? I'm wrong?!?!??!
oh shit!!

 

This is kind of funny in a sad way, how do people not know that pulling out isn't a birth control method? I know that was pounded into my head in high school ten years ago.

 

poke her as hard as possible in the belly button

 

I heard if you donkey punch her hard enough that it will suffice as a birth control, is this wrong too?!?!??!

 

I dunno, maybe if you wait a couple of days
I can tell I'm probably gonna get a lot of shit for that one.