kinda funny (apropriate) story about... my butt

so i went ice-skating last sunday, and i fell hard. i fell right on my ass so hard my skates came off of the ice. ouch right? that part isnt so funny. i was super sore all day after that and it got worse as the night went on. i was laying face down on my couch with a heating pad on my buns when i decided i should go to the hospital( i have never broken my tail bone before so i wasnt sure if i had, ya know?) went to the docter, and turns out that i actually did break my ass. haha. i had to lay on my tummy for days, and i even bought a doughnut to sit on. it was awesome. and the worse/funniest part was, i was waddling around like an old man with poop in his pants and i didnt even have a good story- i fell on my butt. thats it. has anyone else 'cracked thier butt', and feel my pain?

 

Sorry I haven't, but that story gives me very funny mental images.

I do hope you feel better soon. *HUGS*

 

one person described to me that, that injury was one of the worst she ever had and the most painful, consider yourself fortunate i guess.

 

oooouch!!! i can only imagine! i've bruised my own ass really bad at the waterslides.. but broke it? no

and i am NOT gonna kiss it better!