Spring - When A Young Man's Fancy Turns To Thoughts Of Other Things

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  1. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    I am a firm believer that we are controlled far more by our deepest animal instincts than many of us like to admit.

    I believe that one of these instincts is the deep rooted instinct for a Breeding Season, as this has not only been repeatedly reflected in romantic poetry, but every year, whenever Spring comes around, I personally find myself with a greatly increased need to masturbate far more frequently than throughout the rest of the year.

    During Autumn & Winter, for instance, once or twice a day is typical for me, but now that we find ourselves entering into the Spring months (at least we in the Northern Hemisphere are), I find I have a need for at least 3 or 4 sessions daily.

    I wonder how many others are affected by this seasonal urge - Furthermore, does it affect women in the same way?
     
  2. JoeBone

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    It doesn't effect me in the least. Plus, I'm not aware that there is any evidence of spring being associated with human mating. For how many gazzillion years have women had a monthly estrous cycle?

    I beat off with the same regularity year-round. Once, maybe twice a day on days I don't have sex. I probably jerked off a lot more in the summer when I was a kid, because I had more time, and I had all those visuals of girls at the pool in their bathing suits in my head. My sis used to always have her friends over to sunbathe and I would look out the window with my dick in my hand the whole time.
     
  3. Juan Kerr

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    I don't think I wank any more in spring/summer than the rest of the year, I will say that I find it is more enjoyable in this period though after shedding off the winter clothing. No undies on and hanging free with my bell end rubbing against the inside of a pair of loose fitting shorts....lovely!! An added bonus is the reappearance of the mini skirted and scantily clad ladies that have been hibernating over winter, all makes an excellent prelude for the main event later.

    I have noticed that my wife is definately friskier and more sexually responsive come springtime, especially outdoors on country walks etc, it plays havoc with my wanking plans.
     
  4. Fastswitch

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    As if evolution and monogamy hadn't bred the instinct out of the human species, now the purrel generation, with their hairless crotches and douches of many flavors have erased all scent of sex as though it was a foul odor to be avoided at all costs. The spring growth of nature, sound of animals getting it on and sunlight increasing with each day are hidden by late night rendezvous and dark rooms. Can't have a seasonal urge without something to get it started, and indoor, purrel sex with tightly circumcised penises (no odor there!) and covers on the bed has said goodbye to mother nature in favor of Auntie Ceptek and Uncle Slick! :rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
  5. JoeBone

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    You act like that's a bad thing. Do you shower and wear deodorant?
     
  6. Fastswitch

    Fastswitch Visitor

    Yeah! but not before every sexual experience. I'm the guy that enjoys sex as a down and dirty animal act, inviting us to get to know our real selves. I do not take an enema before sex which may result in anal penetration of a female finger or two. I do not insist that she douches with perfumed and exotic elixers. I will dab a bit of deodorant for an evening date with a new woman, but some of my best friends wanna have some fun on the way home - no time for spray. They've not mentioned it - and have been back for more. Yes, I wash my hands before sex, figuring orafices are naturally clean and should be kept that way. A hooker told me one time that crotches were the least dirty part of bodies. Washed in a shower, covered in clean underwear and protected from the world's atmosphere. She said they worried more about the mouths they kissed than the cox they sucked. I agree! These kids today with their hairless, scentless crotches have nothing to offer except a plug and wall socket. No adventure. An old Navy chief taught me years ago to carry a hip flask of cheap vodka, in case I encountered a dirty pussy (as he said, "you can tell real quick when you go down") pour some on her before you start and on yourself when you pull out. But Joe, m'boy, go ahead and shave, shower three times a day, find yourself a girl who pulls her lips away and makes you j/o to finish, and learn the joys of unvaried and unexciting sex. As for me, I'l continue to court full, natural bushes, well lubricated women - with a little sweat and uric acid left over at the end of the day. And I prefer a shower afterwards, with my partner. Sometimes starts things up all over again! Maybe at your suggestion, I'll start using deodorant before I go to bed!
     
  7. JoeBone

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    What can I say? I like the taste and smell of a freshly showered pussy. I'm not a fanatic about it though. I've gone down on women prior to them having showered plenty of times. The thing is, in my experience, it's the woman who wants to clean up first, and that's fine with me. I'm not really into subjecting a woman to my sweaty, smelly pre-showered dick either, so for the most part, it works out.

    I'm not into shaved pussies nor do I "manscape." My wife gets a bikini wax in summer and trims it up a bit in between and that's just the way I like it.

    But really, those preferences have little to do with having unvaried and unexciting sex. My wife is a freak, and if her pussy was bald and she douched every 5 minutes, she'd still be a freak.
     
  8. Fastswitch

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    Disagreement (if there ever was one) over! If I find a gal who I could refer to as a freak, I might try marriage again. maybe, just maybe........:cheers2:
     
  9. Kama

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    I hear you brother.
     
  10. RandomOne

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    I agree, definitely more of an urge for sex and seeking a mate in the spring/early summer. there are still urges all year round though.
     
  11. StadiumArcadium

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    Im having some urges at the moment to be frank!
    Just been reading some of the mutual masturbation posts, and its now something I really want to try! Still pretty nervous, but defo something I need to do!
    You guys have an opinion on webcam masturbation?
     
  12. Aine6923

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    I do that a lot :p I don't really put it up places... send it to my boyfriend sometimes... but it's really hot to see yourself. Don't really have an opinion on putting it up places though.
     

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