applications for a sister, now accepting

1. whats your nickname for me?
Hey
2. are you an older or younger sister?
Younger, but Id take care of you anyway.
3. would you be nice or mean to me?
Nice, unless Im not.
4. can we trade clothing sometimes?
Sure, If you wanna look like you're wearing a circus tent.
5. would you love me unconditionally?
Nah, But Id forgert after a day or so.
6. would you agree that mother is/was a bitch?
Totally.
7. wanna go to the mall and look at boys?
Hells yeah. Or how bout the rodeo? Cowboys in tight Jeans. :drool5:
8. can i tell you anything and you won't beat me up?
Yep. We'll smoke a bowl instead.
9. tell me about you and why we'd make good sisters.
well, Im a great cook, a well paying job, when I come home, its an instant party, I love animals, hate t.v., and I cant swim.

 

NEXT!

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you have an awesome mom and two sisters?!?!? LUCKY!

and yes.. lets go dumpster diving.. should be real easy in this town.. all the college kids leave piles of great stuff when they leave during the summer.

 

can't swim? wanna play JAWS??:reddevil:

i don't think there are any rodeos around here... iggy:

 

1. Sis, Boo
2. probly older...
3. Always nice!
4. whatever's clever. or we could sew together and make some cool stuff
5. of course.
6. if you say so, then it must be true.
7. let's go to a concert instead
8. I wont beat you up. but i might give you shit about it.
9. i'm a good sister, you be too. <3

 

1. whats your nickname for me? Boogee or Boogers
2. are you an older or younger sister? Younger
3. would you be nice or mean to me? As long as I'm fed
4. can we trade clothing sometimes? Sure, I have some pretty interesting hats I never wear
5. would you love me unconditionally? Foreber and eber
6. would you agree that mother is/was a bitch? I'm dobbing!
7. wanna go to the mall and look at boys? Nah lets look at the beach or something
8. can i tell you anything and you won't beat me up? Depends...did you break something of mine? :toetap05:
9. tell me about you and why we'd make good sisters. I've always wanted to see what it's like having an older sister. I already got 16 years of experience in being an older sister so I know the ropes. I have a multi faceded disco ball personality thats good for dancing. I only paint my nails on special occasions (so I can chip it off afterwars) and I usually share my things. I grew up around lots of uncles and a little brother, so I love to kick a footy, punch a boxing bag, climb trees, play in mud etc. :cheers2:

 

this is probably true; if you don't eat you will die and can't be either nice or mean...

 

Are you adopting bi brothers? we're almost as good as sisters if so I'll put in an app

 

yeah i really need to use my sewing machine more...

 

the beach, climbing trees, playing in mud... all good things that i love to do!

 

Australians make bad siblings.

 

uuummmm sure...

 

What about Ned Kelly's younger brother Dan?

 

I have two younger sisters. they are total hell a lot of the time- but are always there and that is something,right.. as we get older we get closer, as kids we beat each other senseless and/or tortured each other , thats family for ya.

1. whats your nickname for me?booga seems most appropriate- but the more sisterly trouble we get into the more likely you are to pick up an offensive or embarassing nickname from me
2. are you an older or younger sister?younger... I don't have an older sis- just older bro
3. would you be nice or mean to me?depends on what is needed, so usually mean.
4. can we trade clothing sometimes?of course.. but don't be expecting the things i like back
5. would you love me unconditionally?yes... unfortunately
6. would you agree that mother is/was a bitch?my mom.. no. my mom is pretty awesome. dad can be a dumbass tho.unless we are going back to 16 yrs old, i think it is natrual at that age to think your mom doesn't get "it"... i forgot what it was tho
7. wanna go to the mall and look at boys? sure...but if you are hanging out with me and my sisters it would probably be more general people watching and mocking ,than looking for eye candy
8. can i tell you anything and you won't beat me up?nope. in fact, as your sister I will judge you harsher and i will be more likely to beat you
9. tell me about you and why we'd make good sisters.I am not sure we would. ..but you don't pick sisters usually, so that is one point in our favor, right?

 

1. whats your nickname for me? Peanut
2. are you an older or younger sister? Older
3. would you be nice or mean to me? Nice
4. can we trade clothing sometimes? Except for select pieces of clothing that I swear sole ownership to.
5. would you love me unconditionally? If you were my sister, yes. That doesn't mean I'll always be happy with you.
6. would you agree that mother is/was a bitch? No. I'll admit when Mom's wrong, but not a bitch.
7. wanna go to the mall and look at boys? As the older sister, I would go with you, sure. Just as long as you tolerate the skate park on the way home.
8. can i tell you anything and you won't beat me up? I'd never beat you up, but I might give you a good solid thrust of something to your face. Only if it was deserved.
9. tell me about you and why we'd make good sisters. My name is Tracy and I'm fun-loving but I have a lot of things in my life that I have to take seriously, so I've found a good integration of the two, I think.
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Copycat!!

 

1. whats your nickname for me? boo
2. are you an older or younger sister? older
3. would you be nice or mean to me? i'll bust your chops ... but beat up anyone who bothered you.
4. can we trade clothing sometimes? yes. there's nothing sweeter than little ones in clothes that are too big for the. DRESS UP!!
5. would you love me unconditionally? yes.
6. would you agree that mother is/was a bitch? yes, but funny.
7. wanna go to the mall and look at boys? girls?
8. can i tell you anything and you won't beat me up? yesh
9. tell me about you and why we'd make good sisters. i'm the best big siser ever. just ask my siblings.

 

all good answers.

i'm jealous of all you who actually have a sister or 2.. and on top of that you have awesome moms...

makes me wonder what lesson i'm supposed to be learning in this life time.

 

mine was different from yours...


ok ok, i'll change my nickname to Boogerbutt, assuming nobody already chose that. and in case they did, i'll choose Pretty Polly Poopypants as a backup.

 

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