Im glad i don't have children

Like seriously, that is a huge responsibility. Im just not ready for that shit yet until i get all of my shit together. All of that crying and yelling.

That's why I'm about to stop having sex under the influence like weed and alcohol, and just only fuck when sober. I feel i have more control over myself then.

It'd be so damn easy to get distracted and keep going if the condom breaks.

ANd actually I've done it a couple of times, the condom breaks and im just like "fuck it and" take the whole thing off and keep going.

Weed + sex is the best combination ever. I can't even risk having a baby. It's like a whole different ball game, and that baby will take a big part of your life.

 

ur doin it wrong..

condoms just don't break, try putting it on right from the beginning

 

lol? condoms do break.

I dont mean everytime i use them, i mean if it DOES break.

 

this statement makes it seem like this is not rare to you.

in someone's life time, a condom will break once, maybe twice.

if you're 18 and this is something that's happened a couple times YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

 

qft

 

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maybe it is best that the OP abstains from sex...

if he can't even put a condom on right how the fuck is he going to raise a child

 

lmao marksup

 

some people were just not made to procreate.

sometimes, i feel this is necessary, its what farmers do to keep sheep with undesirable traits from breeding, lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QErgjt_GYBk

 

but theyre usually the ones that do, and do so in excessive ammounts... :/

 

or he has shitty condoms

 

eh... that was strange

 

Yeah that was \fairly fucked up

 

this could be true.

but then again that is the cause for the average person's "one or two time" deal. this has happened to him more than once or twice at the age of 18 so we can't even completely blame cheap condoms

srsly go to health class moar often.

they gave me the best condom-putting-on technique

 

yea make sure you squeeze the air out of the reservoir tip before you put it all the way on.

and make sure the condom wrapper still has air in it (the seal isn't broken) before you open in it.

but i believe it could probably have it happen more than once or twice...just depends on how much you do it

 

yeah... maybe if you suck at putting on condoms like the OP does

 

lol condoms. How lame.

The both of you get tested and stop caring. There are like a million other ways to not have a baby and still have sex and have it be awesome because you're not wearing latex on yer cack.

Girls and guys totally need them because she'll get fucking preggers if they don't use them. Fuck that make her use birth control LOL.

 

i'm on the pill and i still require condoms for entry to my va-jayjay

 

yea but what if you had a commited boyfriend of like 3 years and he had been tested...?
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then yeah, maybe.

but i think that's something i want to save for when i'm married. i probably won't stick to that, but it's a goal at least.