Are you happy with your dick?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Kid Lucas Jr., Mar 5, 2009.

  1. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    i see your moby dick and raise you
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  2. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    I'll see your Dick Tracy, and raise you
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  3. A-Bear's-Vagina

    A-Bear's-Vagina 2 Kings Chapter 2 23-24

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  4. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    i see youlls dick van dyke, and raise
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  5. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    this^

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  6. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    I'll see youlls spotted dick, and raise you
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  7. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    i see your dick's sporting goods (RIP galyan's) and raise you

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  8. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    u win.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    But I'm probably the first to suggest we have something in common with ....... :eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHIo4VruGZY


    Hotwater
     
  10. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    bwahaha, thank you, dick wilson :D
     
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    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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  12. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    not really no....going through life with a very small unastheticly pleasing penis has been hard.
     
  13. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    dont you just love the way DICK rolls of your tongue
     
  14. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    no i can't say i do, infact i don't want dick anywhere near my tongue. However if thats you thing more power to you.
     
  15. Freakymetalchik

    Freakymetalchik BITCH.

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    Mebbe but my dick's better, and it spouts poetry. ;)
     
  16. Angel_Headed_Hipster

    Angel_Headed_Hipster Senior Member

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    How is it lonely if you got that bear lying around?
     
  17. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I think the bigger question here is, "Are YOU happy with my dick?"
     
  18. lode

    lode Banned

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    I'd prefer it could breath fire.

    For right now I simply slay dragons with it's grandeur.
     
  19. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    I'm happy with mine.
    Infact I know someone with a gigantic dick and he says its a curse.
    Really.

    I heard there's a Chinese guy who can do tricks that look like firebreathing with his dick.Apparently he sucks in some sort of flammabe liquid thro it , pees it out , and lights it.
     
  20. lode

    lode Banned

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    I'm skeptical. Plus I want to see it.

    Got a link?
     
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