Oh God Help!

I lost my remote control. where do you think it is?

 

up your ass?

 

in teh sofa

 

pocket?

 

nope. i already checked my ass

 

i found mine in a weird bathroom the other day. it had been lost almost two weeks before that hahah

 

oh sorry dude i borrowed it ill give it back ASAP

 

Ive turned my whole house upside down. i cant friggen find it

 

I do that all the time. It'll show up sooner or later.

 

check your fridge, ive done that way to often

 

Pray to st anthony. hehe but this happens to me all the time, usually my phone though. I can never find the bugger when I stand up.

 

don't worry, its on the pile of lost things. it will come back. try to think backward to when you had it last. i usually do such thinking before i turn my living space upside down.

 

I hate losing the remote. It ruins everything.

 

It's in your hand. ^_^

I do that all the time though. I'll be looking for something, only to find that I actually have it on me.

 

^ Yeeeep

 

look in the shitter or on the top of some random shelf.

 

nothings worse than having the TV on but because you can't find the remote your forced to watch whatever is on... one time I couldn't find the remote, and the TV was on channel 2, which is local government programming 24/7... so i figured wtf i guess i have to watch it. it was SO boring, it was just our dumbass mayor making speeches

I'm going to design a cable box that has a button on it, so that if you lose the remote you press the button and the remote beeps. obviously not all remotes connect to the cable box but it would help alot of people out I think

 

see if it fell in between your bed and the base board if you have one.

One time I found my 5 pound textbook (its heavy, im not sure how much exactly) in between there, my flash drive, ipod, comb, keys. It's the first place I check if I lost something now.

 

You do realize TV channels can be changed without a remote, it is slower but still works.