HELP! i did something VERY stupid and need advice

so im a junior in high school, and i wanted to try some kratom and maybe take a short t-break/health break from the sweet ganja.

now, i ordered it so that it would be delivered on a monday-thursday. cause id be at school, and get home before my mom. but on friday and saturday my mom will be home from work, and get to the package first.

the company shipped faster than i expected.

my mom is going to get the package and flip out. she will be extremely angry and i would like to avoid this.

should i stay home from school feeling sick?
stop the mail?
WHAT?!? helppp!

(and please dont yell at me for smoking at this age please. my mom kinda just ignores the fact that i do it. and i am responsible, all honors/A's, and i know more about pharmacology than anyone i kno. please dont be mean. =[ ... )

 

Uh. Say it's a computer part, or something else....like not drugs?

 

but she'll open it. i know she will. she's really annoying sometimes..

 

fake being sick, since you say you know so much about pharmacology you should probably know enough about illness to be able to fake the symptoms of something that would keep you out of school for a few days

 

what kind did you get? commercial?

 

I say play it off your sick

 

Yeah, come down with some mysterious illness. Or just act like you're going to school, and don't go.

She'll probably be pissed that you skipped, but I can guarantee finding drugs in her mail would outweigh that by quite a bit.

 

Does she check the mail every day?

 

If she does check it say that you were having a hard time sleeping and you decided not to use over the counter sleep aids, instead a safe tea.
Here is a bit of info so you could pass it off.



Common uses for kratom

Kratom has been adopted as a viable natural alternative for many things.

Chronic Pain
Chronic pain has plagued many people, kratom gives those who prefer not to engage in prescribed medications an opportunity to find relief while remaining free of pharmaceutical equivalents.

Treatment for Drug Addiction
Drug addiction is major issue as we all know. Many have turned to kratom as a treatment for opiate addiction and as an alternative to methadone. Kratom's ability to be a treatment solution is due in part to the fact that kratom stimulates some of the same opiate receptors in the brain. While kratom may not satisfy all those looking for treatment there are a growing many who have found kratom to be an effective liberator.

Sleep Disorders
This may be one of the less talked about benefits of kratom. Due to kratom's ability to provide sedative effects it has been used as a method to help induce sleep for those who have major sleep disorders.

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If your mom would actually follow through with a made up story and call your school, then suggesting that it's material for a project is out of the question.
If you ordered commercial and are expecting whole leaf product, your pretty much screwed.
If you ordered a powdered extract, you even more screwed.
If you ordered a liquid extract, you could say that it's ink, but if your not artistic and she knows it, youd be ultimatley screwed.
So, if I were you, here's what I would do :
A.) "What? Oh that? Yea, I ordered it, Im planning on helping you over the summer with the garden! I've taken a interest in botany and thought since I've been such a lousy son lately that I'd take the effort to establish a healthy relationship with my mother and have a more active role participating in family events!"
B.) "Nigga, you best get off my shit before I unload a clip in your dome."
C.) "Yea, I ordered a legal substitute to opiates, would you rather I just go buy a bundle of powder and steal needles from the cat's vet? It's legal, so you sayin you rather me go buy off the street?"
D.) Not go to school that day, as the above posters suggested. Or, just go to school late. Your package is going to be labled with several stickers that state "Not for human consumption" and unless your mom is 90 years old, she will know what that means. It means "Eat the whole damn bag kid"

 

lol I got a box of syringes once, and my mom found it first. I said it was a video card. I was lucky the url was half gone on the package >_>

 

go to the post office and have them hold your mail...anyone can do it...bring id

 

He's 16. Probably doesn't have a license. Which means he can't drive and doesn't have an ID.

More than likely.....

 

Well if she DOES open it, you can be like, "You opened mail that wasn't addressed to you??? That's a felony offense!" Take a strong outraged stance, she broke the law!

Honestly, if all else fails give her the "I was curious, and dumb, and I'll never ever do it again", bullshit. It's what they want to hear.

 

Id chose (B).. :iagree:

 

Yea well, growing up in Philly, Im shocked that I didnt make it A.)

 

I pulled that on my mom when I found out that I had a warrant out for my arrest without me knowing because she had been opening my mail from my lawyer and not telling me about it...she doesn't touch any of my mail unless I ask her to mail it for me.

 

You already stated she knows you smoke weed and ignores that fact.

So why would something legal such as Kratom be a problem?

 

Well if you were serious, he's 16 and she's his guardian. She can legally open it.

But you're not.



And the second thing you said is the best last resort.

 

Tell her your getting a package in the mail for a bomb and if she opens it, she will blow up. It worked on my mom back in da day.