What kind of driver annoys you most?

people who go 55 mph in the passing lane.
people who tailgate in fowl weather
people who do not know which is their lane

handicapped drivers (coming from someone whose dad has handicapped plates, they are among the worst fucking drivers)

cops, hypocrites they are "I'm going 100 on the freeway, but I'm going to pull you over for going 75" (here cops can break traffic laws IF they have their lights and sirens on, I am talking about the times they are running with nothing on)

 

i love those guys who drive slow, then speed up when you try to pass them. the best way to get them to go fucking faster is to make a move. either way, you win. idiots.

 

I hate when people don't use their blinker or don't turn it on until they're almost finished with the merge. I don't like people that don't speed either. When I get in my neighborhood I want to get through it fast; I hate getting behind another car and having to go 35. :toetap05:

 

Nah. Screwdrivers are a tasty beverage. I never drank a piledriver before tho.

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I don't like Asian drivers.

They all have cheap red two door Hondas and play terrible music through their loud sound systems.

There are a large number of Asian students in this area, and man, they cannot drive.

 

Someone did this to me just tonight as I was driving home. Cut me off too. I was in the right lane, signal on, making a right turn, braking, someone doing the same was behind me... and this Gino in a Honda pulls up from the left side of me and in a split second he clicks his signal on and turns down my street right before me.

Like, WTF?

I had just taken my foot off the brake and was pretty close of clipping him. Total retard.

 

oh man, asians can't drive worth a damn. they drive these huge vans with their whole family in it

just terrible

 

Why do Asians never know where they are going? At least they all drive that way.

 

I'm almost at that age where I'm required to drive with my turn signal on.

 

Don't be ashamed. The U.S.S. Enterprise is now drifting slowly through space with its left turn signal on.

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Does anyone know of a driver that hits golf balls straight? Those things are annoying too.

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...And are too busy yakking to notice you leaning on your horn as they ever so slowly edge into your lane. Yeah. Those idiots.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zltmOZiNez8 :cheers2:

 

Yep. Because if you were in your prime, we know you should be using the hazard lights.

 

My kids think my driving is hazardous.

 

I always slice it.

If it goes straight it's a miracle.

 

tailgaters.
i never go 5 miles over the speed limit (exception: fast lane. then it's just haul ass.) so if anyone wants to go faster than five miles over the speed limit, they can just go around me or suffah.

if someone's tailgating me, i make a big show so they can see what i'm doing and turn the rear view mirror at the weirdest angle possible so they can see that i can't see them anymore. same thing if at night, they tailgate and/or turn on their brights.

~ it sure shows them!

 

oh, YEAH, anyone rides my ass they're gonna see how SLOW i'm capable of driving and what exquisite control of the gas pedal i really have. and when they ride my ass at night, i flip my rearview mirror up JUST enough to flash it right back at them. very uncomfortable, but i got mad skills.

 

when somebody follows me too close..... I downshift...even downshifting an automatic will slow you down quick...and without warning them with brakelights...if they still follow too close I'll usually use the brakes and lock them up...they dont follow close after that

 

Some dumb bitch cut me up twice in a row today!

Cars parked at the side of the road, and cars coming on the right, she overtakes, gets so far and stops behind the cars parked at the side of the road, forcing me on to the pavement, much to my chagrin.

Then, about a hundred yards further up the road she passes me again and then stops at a junction on the left causing me to slow down an side hop along the pavement to get past.

Some people...