What would you do if somone cut ur hair

Discussion in 'Dreadlocks' started by Alex Kemp, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. Alex Kemp

    Alex Kemp Member

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    okay, few diff situations

    Im just throwing out some situations, you dont have to reply to em all if you dont wanna.

    A) Your at a party having a pretty good time, getting your drunk on whatever, big crowd, some frat guy comes up from behind you and snips a dread. *gasp* *record scratches* you dont know him, its not his house, what do you do next

    B)what if this happened with a Stranger in the street?

    C) at a concert

    D)Your at a party with ten of your closet friends, they cut one in your sleep
    E) what if they cut them all

    F)Fellow student or coworker at school or work

    G) Your own mother, fed up with your hair decides to take things into her own hands
     
  2. SethHasDreads

    SethHasDreads Member

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    i blast them.
    with my glock.

    not really.
    i wouldnt do anything.
    if anything i would reattach it.
     
  3. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    (a)(b)(c)(d) I would calmly but sternly talk to the person about why that wasn't ok, and leave it at that. I would ask for the dread back if I didn't already have it, and I would crochet it back in if I could.

    (e) I would calmly but sternly talk to the person about why that wasn't ok, and leave it at that. I would be forced to look at this as a start to a new dread journey, or a fresh beginning to what ever way i would like to wear my hair.

    (f) I would calmly but sternly talk to the person about why that wasn't ok, I would then go to my manager, or instructor to report them.

    (g) My mother would never do that..... unless they were really bad moldy waxy candle dreads, she would cut those off. I would thank her.
     
  4. brayingdonkey

    brayingdonkey Member

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    [​IMG]

    For all situations.
     
  5. bolantej

    bolantej Member

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    I'd make them eat it.
     
  6. OzzyDread

    OzzyDread Life Supporter of Peace

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    only one suitable punishment, Death, muhahahahaaaaa! but really, i would probably be so enraged that i would black out and who knows what would happen then.. lol.
     
  7. phil316k

    phil316k Banned

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    I'd get revenge dreadlock mafia style... i wouldnt cut their hair, I would drive to their house, take out my briefcase, don my leather hitman gloves, then....

    I would break into their house, plug in my hair clippers, and shave all their pets, their partner, their children, and their childrens children, and do the same with the parents....

    nobody messes with the dreadlock mafia.... :p
     
  8. Enjoy

    Enjoy Senior Member

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    spirit bomb
    no body messes with a spirit bomb
     
  9. JasonVII

    JasonVII Is Awesome

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    Id probably freak out at them, i dont have as much self control as you guys then most likely not talk to them again, and if it was a stranger i might just throw the first punch of my life (im a pacifist)
     
  10. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    Claim it's a hate crime.

    Then probably scream at them, probably beat the shit outta them.

    Take them to court, claiming I'm Rastafarian, and that it was, in fact, a hate crime for someone to defile my body like that.

    They can't prove that I'm atheist. :p
     
  11. Callie4Strings

    Callie4Strings Official Spokes Bitch

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    think i would stab them in the throat with the scissors..seems appropriate :)
     
  12. Smelly D

    Smelly D The Dreaded Plumber

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    phone the police and get them done for gbh/abh. no one cuts my hair for no reason and gets away with it.
     
  13. DetunedRadio

    DetunedRadio Member

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    The person would be subject to constant bitch slapping for a period no shorter than the length I've had my dreads for. For the most part a machine similar to this will do the work. But to change things up a bit I will throw in some slaps here and there and let the machine do the rest.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myQ6BDB_D7Y
     
  14. Callie4Strings

    Callie4Strings Official Spokes Bitch

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    that was freakin hilarious!!!
     
  15. LeroyPantweather

    LeroyPantweather Member

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    hahahhahahah that slappin machine is awesome my reaction to somone cutting my hair would be to borrow that machine after you are done with it of course
     
  16. Critik

    Critik Member

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    I would be mad but uno if it did happen i would go natural cause one thing i regret is backcombing no matter how good they do turn out.
     
  17. amybird

    amybird Senior Member

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    I'd probably punch them. Nothing to do with dreads, I just have impulsive angry reactions to people doing that kind of thing :p
     
  18. Callie4Strings

    Callie4Strings Official Spokes Bitch

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    bring the violence amy!!!
     
  19. Some call me Jim

    Some call me Jim Member

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    i had this happen and i was on too many benzos when i woke up that when i noticed in the mirror i just didnt give a fuck.
     

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