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Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by DroneLore, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. White_Horse_Mescalito

    White_Horse_Mescalito ""

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    Chill...I was just razzing you a bit and you got all tough guy on me...

    go smoke a bowl... fuck I'd torch one up with ya...k?
     
  2. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i didn't mean for my post to come off as discouraging.. i think if anything i was more disgusted cuz it was a desperation.. i was there for nothing more than to get my nut and leave
     
  3. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    nah man i didn't wasn't trying to attack you or anything...i'm just saying that in this day and age the vast majority of sexual intercourse (at least in our culture) is NOT for procreation...so the stigma against homosexual relations makes about as much sense as the stigma against contraceptives

    were just victims of our species' retarded nature
     
  4. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    it's the internet, am I supposed to know what tone you're speaking in?




    Bonobos are awesome. They just fuck to settle disputes instead of kill eachother like every other primate.
     
  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    that is absolutely amazing

    @dronelore.. yea its fucked up that we have accepted so many things as a society over time and bi-sexuality is not one of them
     
  6. White_Horse_Mescalito

    White_Horse_Mescalito ""

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    okay... understandable...my bad


    hmmm... Bonobos..interesting...Madagascar??
     
  7. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    you (all) should read the book Our Kind by Marvin Harris (biological anthropologist, who [small world] happened to by my current phys. anthro. prof's mentor when she was an undergrad).

    It explores the evolution of sexuality in humans by, of course, exploring the sexuality of primates at first.

    You come to realize that "heterosexual," "homosexual," and "bisexual," are all culturally selective (normally pejorative) terms and that typical sexual inclination is toward "bisexuality."

    Basically, there is, what I ended up referring to as, a "spectrum" of sexuality, where one end is strictly hetero, the other strictly homo, and the whole spectrum, evolutionarily speaking, is "normal."

    The above, however, begs the question, "isn't homosexuality maladaptive?" which is why one comes to the conclusion (after reading his [Harris'] thesis) that there is no "specific" sexuality, there is only social bonding, mate-forming rituals resulting from human beings separating recreation from procreation.


    on a side note, every time i post it always sounds too college-y. :p
     
  8. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    Very cool quote.
     
  9. IMjustfishin

    IMjustfishin Member

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    dude no offense but i think the strategy nowadays is: do the exact opposite of what your posting. even if your super available, make it look like your super unavailable. makes girls want you more for some reason, dont ask me why i dont make the rules i just follow them. (whoever disagrees with me doesnt know the psychological background to my argument and probably doesnt get as much pussy as me)
     
  10. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    lol
     
  11. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    maybe I should put a disclaimer in my signature, something along the lines of: there's a 60% chance that the sentiments expressed in the above post are not sincere, and the insincerity of said statements is proportional to the perceived retardation of the sentiment, and inversely proportional to the intelligence of the reader should he or she find the sentiment less than intelligent.
     
  12. Nero_Designs

    Nero_Designs Inhaled Dreams

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    this thread fails...
     
  13. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    fucking win, im siging that.
     
  14. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    this is 100% false, from experience.

    if i know/think/have any reason to believe a guy is unavailable i QUIT then and there.
     
  15. maxwellthebeagle

    maxwellthebeagle da illest

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    Lolz now I guess Ill start wearing a wedding ring when I wanna pick up girls. they'll instantly start sucking my dick when they see it
     
  16. inextesie

    inextesie Give us what ya got

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    Greatest pick up line ever: "My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."
     
  17. lifer02

    lifer02 Stoned Ape

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    the girl doesnt have to be extremely hot to fuck, pussy doesnt have a face
     
  18. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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  19. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    just sayin the pussy belongs on pedestal

    but drone for real, talk to a girl about music about whatever you're passionate about...that will have them intrigued. pop a few jokes or one liners, get her to laugh. passion and laughter are good things :D
     
  20. AnyThingButMe

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