I've never seen a girl naked in real life.

how ya like them apples?!

 

They look delicious... why?

 

So, does that mean you're blind, or a virgin? lol

 

I'm a blind virgin and I can't read

 

Impressive, we'll have to use telepathic cognation to help you see a naked booty

 

I've never seen a midget irl...

i feel like im missing out on something

 

I saw a midget once from a distance and I met some girl who told me she was one inch taller than what is legally considered a midget.

 

i wonder if there even are any midgets where i live....


is it possible there aren't any?

how would one go about finding out such information?!

 

Don't worry the midgets don't mind you missing out on them, they're quite happy not meeting you

 

I don't recall pretending to give a fuck about what midgets want...

you must have mistaken me for someone else

 

I'm horny

 

we had a midget convention here one year

I saw many.

and, I have also never seen a woman naked irl

 

You have to check underneath/in crawl spaces. They tend to migrate into them during the winter months. You can often catch midgets frolicking in open prairies in the spring/summer. Their diet consists of butterflies, so they are innately pretty quick - if you blink you might miss them and they will disappear.

 

there's also sex in a very dark room.


anyway, it's well known that canada has no midgets, because they can't keep their heads above the snowdrifts and they end up suffocating.

 

It seems like I may have to do an RT roadtrip one day so that if any dude has not seen a woman naked in real life, I can change that. I'll bring along my grandma.

 

there's a lot of things i haven't done with a naked woman in real life...


this includes a threesome with grandma.

 

No, no, I don't dig grandma sex. I was bringing her along so you guys could see a naked woman. Gah.

 

fine, fine, no threesome. how does your grandma feel about anal?

 

midgets don't like to be called that... they are 'little people'. i've almost had sex with one.. just so i could say i did.. but he had really bad teeth..


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