Rich people push you around! Maybe you like that, maybe you like being shoved around and have shit thrown in your face
Actually, technically, REALLY poor people push me around frequently. I've had both rich and poor people push me around and to be honest, I prefer rich people. Even though they are better at passive agressiveness, they have more boundaries. But, when it comes to cars pushin g me around, I'd prefer an asshole hick in a huge truck over an asshole yuppie in a huge SUV. Usually the hicks just have somewhere to go and are busy, or maybe had a couple too many beers. The massive hummer driving San Diegans just like to feel superior and are making up for teenie, tiny penisis.
He expects original insults. Like he's special enough for us to waste our time and energy being original. And like he gives us anything to go off of! Psssh. He's already posted a thread just like this in L&S. I'm already a jerk in his book, so it's okay if I post here.
Root has always been a great source of inspiration http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/the-karnov-playset.php?page=4
I'll assfuck you, man, but you gotta be on bottom. And I gotta buy me a strap-on. I'll consult toolmaggot ASAP.