happy steak and bj day

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Ocean Bionic, Mar 14, 2009.

  1. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    its that time of year ladies, when your man deserves a succulent choice steak and a suckulent bj. so make his day by telling him how much you care. Its Steak and BJ day!

    http://www.steakandbjday.com
     
  2. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    'suckulent'
    Worst. Joke. Ever.

    :p
     
  3. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Huh, I thought that was march the 3rd.. or maybe it used to be?
    But it is of minor importance. I'm lacking in providers of both at the moment.

    Happy S&BJ day all around though, hope there's a lot of guys more fortunate than I this year!
     
  4. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I was invited to this on facebook, but I declined because I'm vagetarian. Looking forward to chamomile tea and cunnilingus day instead.
     
  5. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    I though dudes referred to their shlongs as Italian Sausages. So won't there be jealousy if some other piece of hot meat was on the menu?
     
  6. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    we will have steak. you can have sausage.
     
  7. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    as far as I know (being of Italian decent), only Italians refer to their bits as Italian sausage. But Italians are natural lovers so its hard to make 'em jealous.
     
  8. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    Well that's true. I didn't think of that. nuit whatever the nationality it is a sausage.

    I do recall high school days of "you got any Italian in you?" "No? What me to help you with that?"
     
  9. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    i forgot about steak and blowjob day. if i go buy a roast and fuck it, does that count?
     
  10. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    only if you post pics.
     
  11. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    nah...you have to get a cow to give you a bj.
     
  12. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    ouch. i dont know about that.
     
  13. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    We had roast last night and we have homemade beef jerky again and if he wants me to suck it, he just has to present it, so...I guess we may or may not celebrate this holiest of holidays.
     
  14. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    you know the way to a mans heart!
     
  15. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    It's funny, he knows that, but he's only gotten about 4 or 5 from me total in the almost 4 years we've been together...lol. I'll admit, I was a lot better with the guy I lost my virginity to, because he was a lot smaller and I had a lot more room to move my tongue around, lol. But dammit, if I just got to practice, I'd get way better at it.
     
  16. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Four gobbies in four years? That's preposterous to the point of disbelief. Especially considering they are so readily available. If I had a girlfriend who would have a taste that easily, I'd just walk with my cock hanging out all day.
     
  17. CaptainLS

    CaptainLS Banned

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    I get a BJ every other day or so and I don't eat steaks
     
  18. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    It's good to know this is on my birthday. At least I enjoy the succulent bjs just as much :p
     
  19. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    truth
     
  20. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    Steak and BJ day is awesome! I love how it always happens to fall on give your girl diamonds day! ;)
     
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