New 7 Word Story Thread

will get me laid''''''so I kicked

 

my bumaclot to the curb and headed

 

to the nearest strip bar that featured

 

a transvestite queen and her many colored

 

genital warts ....I tipped him well so

 

he stayed away from me long enough

 

for me to sneak out the back.....

 

and spark a fattie,along comes the

 

local drug lord, wantin to know if....

 

we knew some guy named Chico from

 

the show "Chico and the Man" where

 

indeed i said and kicked chico in the

 

left side pocket of his new pair

 

of billiard tables,then I grabbed for

 

my custom cue and whacked him across

 

The mouth only to find that he

 

loved phish so i also burned his

 

Dutch with him so that we could

 

do gay stuff with each other only

 

in the nude because thats how gay