I've never seen a girl naked in real life.

so you're not interested in being able to say you've had sex with someone with really bad teeth?

 

If that's not the best damn reason I've ever heard, I don't know what is.

 

my ex and exhusband have austin powers teeth... horrible! but this little person guys teeth were worse than a crack smokers teef!

 

you know, i just realized that everyone i've ever hooked up with has had perfect teeth.

i have seen a midget in RL, and i have seem many naked women, myself included.

 

that girl was comin on to you ..you may have missed your chance..dude..when a girl says ''i am an inch above bein a midget''..it means ...''wanna see me naked''...how could you have missed that obvious and blatant HINT

 

I thought midget was not politically correct. I heard they now call it historically under-height individuals.

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Daniel has horrible teeth, lol. They've got terrible tobacco stains. Holy god. And the work that he needs done to them...I've never seen a page so full of notes. But his breath doesn't stink and I love the rest of him. Haha.

 

vertically challenged* :hat:

 

hah hah.

 

Vertically underachieving is my new fave.

 

Fucking vertical unachievers.

 

As a VU I'm quite flattered.