Saw a seinfeld episode with a girl dumping Jerry and he responds with a light " I'll find someone else, things always seem to work out for me ". lol Which reminded me of a story a friend of mine told me, don't know if it was true, was not there, but this is roughly what he told me happened. He was seeing a girl for about 6 months, coming up on Christmas he had bought her a pricey present, earings I believe. They go out to dinner and she says she needs a break, his response: Guy: " A break as in we get backtogether in a month or so? Girl: " Maybe, yeah " Guy: " Why would I want to get back together if I find a better lay " Girl: " So sex is all that matters to you? " Guy: " Well that's why you're taking a break, double standards are not fair " Girl: " I said take a break, I might date another guy but that doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep around " Guy: " You know what I just thought of? If I gave a girl the earings I bought you on a 2nd date, would that guarantee sex? I mean you put out after like 6 dates for a few dinners, so, mathematically it works out " Girl: " Excuse me? " Guy: " I'm gonna go to a strip club, Tanya is on tonight, pick up the bill would ya babe? " Girl: " I'm not gonna pay for you! " Guy: " Tell ya what, you cover the food and I cover your std test, I think I have herpes " Guy leaves.
I really like the sig... I thought that the situation didn't really call for that response, in my opinion. Although, that is a fairly short conversation from a much larger one...
That s some funny stuff right there,, Id love to be a fly on the wall overhearing that conversation,,Lmao
