Oklahoma

Here's the Oklahoma state motto:


"Come see our meth labs!"

 

I'm sold. Do they have any tour packages?

 

do we get free samples and free straws?

 

Can you sing "Surry with a Fringe on Top"?

 

Oklahoma? Isn't that where the wind comes wipping down the plains?

"Ducks and geese and chicks gonna scurry

When I take you out in my surry

When I take you out in my surry with the fringe

on top"

 

umm, I'm straight by the way.

 

Thank you for telling us....

 

thats something to be proud of

 

not something to be ashamed of either.

 

Well thanks, that's Oklahoma's claim to fame, except for like oil and shit.

 

Really! I'm STRAIGHT!!

The only reason I knew the words to that song from a musical is from that scene from "When Harry Met Sally"!

wait...that doesn't help, doe's it.

 

No, not really, but my sig other loves "Paint your Wagon" and don't THINK he's gay. HaHaHa

 

who can resist the pull of men in tight pants sing "OOOOOOOKLAHOMA!!" as long as he doen't have a copy of Yentl, he should be okay to get into bars without being hauled out and beaten.

 

Well duh, paint your wagon's got Clint in it.

 

But, but, he's SINGING in it?!?

 

you would think...

 

I wouldn't really call it "singing". More like grunting to a beat.

 

Oh, I talk to the trees, but they don't answer me.

HaHaHaHaHaHaHahHahHahHahahahahahahhahahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhaha

 

that's because back then they hadn't figured out what those pretty little mushrooms that grow all over the northwest were for.

 

And I'm actively on that hunt. Wish me luck and then I'll be the one talking to the trees!!!!!