Dude, if someone else is trying to steal your forehead sweat, you should punch them in the balls. You made that shit, it's totally yours.
Ari's probably right. The only one higher than her is Skip. And I'm pretty sure he has sweat pouring for him on tap as it is.
I don't really sweat off my brow. I sweat a lot off my back though. You can have that if you want it, I'm not really a big fan of sweat in general.
I never minded sweat when I lived in Seattle. But here in good ol'(Read: HELL) Indiana, I hate sweating. It's always so fucking humid that the shit just sticks......
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