well thats the second time...

this year i've made a teacher cry (unintentionally)

its starting to get annoying

 

....

 

Whatd you do?

 

how did you manage to make a teacher cry?
my teachers all love me...
well, some do.
a few have tried to take me to their "bible studies" and whatnot.

 

i made my grade 5 french teacher quit and had like a freak out in the school like went sorta crazy. well in all fairness the whole class hated the bitch and she was like neo nazi crazy about rules and got me suspended twice for the stupidest shit

 

Meh in grade 9 we had a music teacher who used to cry almost everyday

There were some real dicks in that class, everyone threw pennies at him and shit and threw his CD's out the window

The final straw was when someone stole his sweater, pissed on it and threw it in the bush lol

What a fun class

 

^ ya'llz are assholes.

 

Thanks what she said

(By she i mean the Superintendant who actually visited our class. Her swearing is one of the highlights of my life)

 

I'm jewish and my jewish teacher tried to make to sabbath.

 

i accidently punched her in the face XD

 

ahhahahah.
In primary school, in 5th class (i was about 11 or 12) the teacher accidently punched me in the face and i threw a chair at him and fucked everything off his desk...then wanted to sue him but my mum wouldnt let me

 

lmao xD

it wasnt even hard and she really overracted (not angry just upset) i felt so rude
basically i was pretending to punch this guy fairly slow and light and she was by the side and i caught her with a left hook

 

The guy should've busted some cymbals over the little pricks' heads.

 

My chemistry teacher started crying when I was a sophomore. But that was because the assholes in the school's administration were forcing her to 'retire.'

It was sad, she really loved her job.

 

^ chemistry teachers always do... i have no idea why.

 

They get to play with chemicals, their job is fun.

I made my 8th grade english teacher cry faster than anyone I know of so far in the history of people who have made her cry. The second or third day of school I had already been such an asshole that she made me stay after class. Then she asked me if I hated her or something. I said no I don't hate you, I loathe you with every cell in my body, so much so that just being in your presence makes me want to vomit or commit suicide. She ended up balling lol. I also threw a book at this teacher later in the year and she tried to make me write a paper on how I was remorseful I did it. I wrote a BS paper about eating an old banana from nicaragua and getting sick, thus being remorseful that I ate the banana haha.

 

thats mean dude

 

yeah i dont fuck with teachers. unless theyre foreign with accents or dumb subs.

 

hahahaha.

but if i were that english teacher i would have made your 8th grade year a living hell. i'd do all these ridiculous group projects and assign all the groups and put you in the suckiest one every time. it would give me great satisfaction to know that you dread every day coming to my class... bwahaha.

i'd be such a mean teacher... that sounds like so much fun.

 

if i was a teacher id tell the fuck ups to gtfo and fail them.

but that's why im not a teacher