This one isn't ~too~ funny, but it was at the time (for obvious reasons). Some friends and I were walking around after smoking and all of the sudden my foot felt hot and prickly, and I said, "My foot feels spicy."
i wasnt trying to be funny but one time i was tripping on acid and took a drag from two hookahs at the same time and said it was like a rainbow in my mouth. apparently that deserved a lulfest. i thought it was an apt description
One time I bought from this paranoid sophmor who made me promise I wouldn't tell anyone who I bough from. So when I had my friend over he kept asking me where I got my shit from after we smoked a bunch, and I said "He doesn't want me to tell anyone, and if I tell I don't think Jeremy would sell to me anymore" Maybe not the funniest thing I've ever said while stoned, but definitely the DUMBEST
"I bake because I've got the munchies, and I've got the munchies because I got baked." Trade Marked By Stoned Away, 2008
My friend & I were talking about not being allowed to use calculators on the SAT's & shit & I just yell "I still write out 'boobies' & 'hell' with my calculator, what the fuck are the odds I'm going to know how to use it to find an quadratic equation?" Maybe not the funniest thing ever but 4 sure one I remember.
lol, we were measuring my boys pot plants and we were really high..but i shouted "My foot's a foot!" in a funny voice and me and one friend thought it was hilarious
lol i dont think anything ive said qualifies. but i had a friend who was ridic wen he was high and one time he jus kept saying "clippity cloppity, clippity cloppity, MY HOOVES MY HOOVES!" lmao oh man we laughed about that for so loooong. we actually got it on camera but we lost the vid.
Omfg, the first time I smoked I was like crawling around making noises... LOL. Well it's really an insider, but "bitch" always gets a laugh. (strange voice too)
The first time I tried 2-CB I was keeping a notebook with me so I could do a trip report. At one point during the trip, my friend passed me the note book and told me to put my thoughts into words. My response to him: "I can't even put my words into words, man..." On a related note, here's a pretty funny quote from my friend that same night. We were hanging out in his garage glancing over the patterns in the paint on the walls and my friend busts out matter-of-factly with "There are a lot of evil faces on my walls. It's really unsettling." At the time, both got some serious laughs, but I still figure they're pretty classic.
I often find myself saying funny things when stoned. Then again I was stoned at the time. I think I am a funny person and I enjoy making people laugh. It's all about the story.
"me and my friend were getting bowls of cereal while high and I put the bowl( eating kind not smoking kind) up to my mouth and pretended to inhaled as I poured the milk, then pretended to exhale wen I was done pouring. LOL." he was laughing and I said "smokin a bowl man"
Not any one line, but a whole thing. I once gave a two hour bible study to all of my friends while stoned. This guy asked me a question and I whip out my bible and told him what it said and he kept asking questions and I kept talking and answering questions (for some reason while stoned I knew where every verse that I wanted was, a walkin' talkin' concordance). The next thing I knew, the entire room (about 6 people) had stopped talking to eachother about whatever and were just passing a bowl and listening to my sermon. It's was so weird. They all were so engrossed durring that time, but the next day they kept teasing me, I even felt pretty lame. But it was great.
