not my best morning.

my daughter crawled into bed with me and cuddled me, that was sweet. but then i woke up and she'd peed all over me. i had to hop up, clean the mess, put a diaper on her, etc. then my allergies acted up and have swollen my face to twice it's normal size, which is saying a lot. dammit.

 

I hope it gets better.

 

Sorry you've had a rough morning today. Chin up! Here's hoping the rest of your day gets better!

{{{Hugs}}}

 

Jack was already all wet when he woke up. He got to crawl into bed and cuddled with me after I cleaned him and changed his clothes. He said "I like it when Im right here" , I didnt want him to get out of bed because I dont want to get out of bed at all today, he's now playing in his room.

But my gums are super swollen and they hurt so bad. I keep eating popsicles because that makes them feel better.

 

thats better than waking up to a cat pissing on you

 

Oh and you should take something for your allergies!

 

yeah, i was going to, but the medicine is all gone.

i'm going to thaw some veggies to feed the bunny before he eats my cat. he's chasing my cat around the living room.

 

Damn waking up pissed sucks plus a swollen face, but keep that chin up the day can only get better.

 

Can you not run to the store for some Benadryll?

Sorry you've had such a crummy morning.

 

I would be scared of the cat eating the bunny, but Im sure you know them better

 

Be careful, the bunny may not want to eat the cat...my brother had a bunny that ass-raped his male cat. Really.

 

it's getting better. i don't like going out first thing in the morning.

 

lol. aggressive little thing. he started chasing me round until i put some food in his bowl.

 

i've got one that'll make your day seem a lot better mama!!!

Seth, my 10 month old -figured out how to take off his diaper this morning when he woke up in his crib...

by the time I got in there the crib, him, and surrounding walls were covered in poop

he's like a little baby ganja.....

kill me now....

please


my other son was so careful when he took his diapers off, he never made a mess and was disgusted at what he found inside those diapers....

not this one though...it'll be a good time waitin out this phase....:cheers2:

 

you totally one upped me.

 

Jack only took his diaper off once or twice. Only one of those times he made a poppy mess. He didnt like it and kept telling me "clean it! clean it! I dont like it". I just told him that I didnt like it either and that's why he should wait for me to take it off. Luckily he hasnt done it ever since.

 

Sorry about that - the positive side is that things can't really get worse now - or can they? Put the kid on an hanger in the closet, put the sheets in the washer with javex, put some desinfectant on the matress and switch it sides. Get the kid of the hanger, clean it (but not in the machine) put it in it's cradle for a few minutes. Make yourself a good coffee and toasts and take a deep breath. If you have some spare time - masturbate or get your hubby to fuck you.

 

I was so lucky with my first one!! he was so clean and careful...he still is, he can't stand his hands being dirty to this day and is becoming ocd about handwashing (like me, its my fault, just shut up ok....)

but not this one....he likes to get down and dirty.....

the day can only get better from here right?!

wrong

justin comes today

i should've left the mess for him, haha

 

pissed off husband and cat shit in my daugher's room. yes, i did get worse.

 

that's it!!

this day is already written off ladies, get a sitter, we're going to get drunk and harass male strippers...

autentique can be our dd