ok my friend is in ROTC in college and he said they have random drug screenings. he asked me how he could pass them and stuff and explained to me that he jsut gets an email they day of the test and it tells him to report to the clinic. i told him there were no solutions other then get clean piss. his roomate is a nonsmoker and they are tight so thats where he can get piss from. the only thing i told him to worry about is the people testing the temperature of the piss. i have heard of these things call temp strips that supposedly warm up the urine so it feels like you acually jsut peed in the cup. he hasnt smoked in a long while so he is clean for now but he really wants to start toking again so any help is much appreciated by our stoner brother! does anyone know where these "temp strips" can be purchased?
nope but you can buy hand warmers, that create heat (as opposed to jsut storing it like wollen mitts) and you could put that around the urine? i dunno where ud get ewm in america tho
Tell him to get niacin. Take like 5 of them he will get hot as shit and turn all red for like 20 mins but it burns all the THC outta your body.
if they test day of the email then he is really screwed for sure, theres really nothing he can do to pass with his own piss, if there was a way then everyone would be doing it and these tests wouldnt exist in the form that they do go here: http://fortunateape.fateback.com/testing/Drug%20Testing%20FAQ.htm scroll down to sections 5 and 6 but its still going to do no good with no warning of test beforehand like that no choice but to have smeoen give him some clean piss to take with him unless he can find someone who looks just like him in some ways and knows his personal numbers etc and that doesnt smoke to go in for him hmm...... its not like they ID you ask for your ID card or anythng, oh and about the niacin: 7.2.2 Niacin: Niacin has been shown to work on occasion. Byrd Labs tests conclude that niacin doesn't work at all. In other words, something else probably caused a negative, not the niacin. good luck
Typically you are observed while filling a cup for a drug screening. sleeves rolled up. If he has a couple hours notice, it is fairly easy to flush your urinary track. grape juice or better yet grapefruit will drag that shit out. however, if ROTC is important to him, he should stop smoking. nothing is foolproof. if pots more important, than he/ she just has to accept the consequences for thier actions. agree or no, its illegal most places. If you decide to use anyway, you have decided to accepted whatever consequences come with your use. Dont come after the fact and beg for help. Last thing you should do every night, is drink a half gallon of cranberry juice. pee as soon as you wake. Drink water...LOTS OF WATER, so that all pisses are clear. however, if you keep smoking, you taint your sample again. the only way to gaurantee you will pass a drug test, is to not imbibe of the tainted chemicals/herbals/ whatever. If your friend cant give up smoking for this Class he takes, then it is definitely the wrong choice for him/her, and they should drop the course. The real Military dont play around about drugs.
he can get the clean piss cuz his roomate doesnt smoke and they are tight im just lookin for ideas on how he can get it warm and yellow liek he actually just tooka piss. he says that he goes there and they tell him to go in this little bathroom that is jsut liek a gas station bathroom.
Why does he need to warmer? Just fill a condom with the piss and put it in the crotch of a pair of tighty whities (don't do too much physical stuff or you might pop it but just walking, standing, and careful sitting won't). Being right up against his crotch will warm it up. If he can, have him sit with it tucked right up under his sack for about five minutes before the cup. As long as the stuff started around room temp this should be all the warming it needs. If it was frozen of in the fridge there might be come issues with just how much time he needs it there.
he needs it to be warm cuz normal piss that is freah out of the wiener is between 91 and 97 degrees. msot tests register the temp of it to make sure it is fresh
I know the dudes got a source for other urine and makes the whole niacin thing for him moot .... but. Where it comes from: Niacin forms a part of crucially important coenzymes that participate in at least 200 metabolic pathways. As such it plays a key role in energy metabolism, both under normal conditions and during times of vigorous activity when energy use swings into high gear. The body also needs nicaiin to synthesize fatty acids. Thus the idea of Niacin burning away the lil weedies. Where it can go: The Niacin Flush. UL for niacin is 35mg a day for adults. Megadoses can lower LDL cholesterol and raise HDL so sometimes docs write scrips for it. Even at 1/4 the medicinal dose it can produce a hot flushing reaction. Hot, red rash on the face and arms, nausea, headache, and blurred vision. Chronic use over a period of time can cause liver damage. In some people, high dose supplements can cause liver damage within a week. Unfortunately some people think more is better. You never know, maybe not the best advice to give to friends.
I am aware of that... but a specific warmer is way more complicated than a condom under your nutsack. The surface temp there (up against the body) is more than enough to get the urine into the correct range. And you are also sure it is not going to be too warm. You turn in urine that is 110 degrees and you've just failed.
