Yesterday turned out to be fun

Well I was planning on going to a party yesterday so my friend comes over. I call my girlfriend and she says "We can't go I'm sick" so me and my friend started looking for something else to do.

So we go to this other chicks house. So me and him want to get high and the girls that were there were inexperienced smokers. Then everyone pitches in and I weigh up the weed. These kids were lucky that I wanted to get really high so I picked the best looking nugs.

We had 4.5 grams. We bust it up (all in my grinder so I could keep the keif ) and then we prepare to smoke.

So the one girl who was this really hot emo chick says "I'm not gonna smoke much because I green out easily". So my buddy asked her how much it takes her to green out and she says "Well me and my friends smoked two joints once and it happened".

So I tell her "well this is a hell of a lot more than 2 joints. This is like 7 or 8 joints. She looked worried but I didn't care so the session began. I took the first toke and the girls are like "how do you take tokes that big! ".

So when it came time for the hot emo chick to take a toke she grabs the bong and starts sucking and then all of a sudden she starts hacking up a lung and I'm like "the bong didn't even fill up with smoke!" and she says "that was huge that was huge"....

So the sesh went on and people started getting high. These chicks were stoned as fuck and the one emo chick was like tripping out. I was just there sitting and laughing at how high everyone was.

At this point everyone is high and theres still like 2 grams left. We went and watched tv for a bit and the emo chick was just so high it wasn't funny. At one point she's like "look at my arms they're all veiny" and she pulls up her sleeve and she had like 7 cuts on her arm...... I just bursted out laughing and then she did.

I couldn't believe how many times this chick has cut herself, and these were pretty big scars too. She had horizontal and vertical ones which was really fucked up.

Anyway we decided to have a jamaican hotbox. So we get the bathroom all steamy and we went in. Halfway through the sesh the room was so steamy that you could hardly see.

So at this point the emo chick has her head in her hands and she looks like she's gonna faint.... All of a sudden she says "Guys I gotta......." and she passed out and into the tub with the extremley hot water spraying on her. ( I kind of knew it was going to happen because she was sitting on the edge of the tub).

I started laughing so hard. I almost pissed my pants, like I was so close to pissing my pants it wasn't funny. I can't believe she fell into the hot shower. It must have been so painfull but it was just too funny.

There were a couple other funny things that happened I guess, but thats all I feel like saying.

If you read all of that I have this to say: Why?

 

because trying to sleep in a tree and having your phone fall into the same puddle from said tree twice, breaking it.
Thus not being able to get in touch with anyone making my saturday pretty shit and boring in front of my laptop...
southern comfort helps though

 

Sounds like a pretty fun night.

Sometimes inexperienced people can be a little annoying though, like the people who get a little paranoid from weed and claim that they are dying, or that it was laced, or that they're "bad tripping" worse than LSD.
Shit like that is annoying.

 

Oh yeah I forgot to mention I wouldn't let the emo chick hold my bong..

Well I did at first until she got really high, then I just couldn't trust her with it. So I'd hold it for her when she'd take a toke.

Everytime it was her toke she would look at me and put her hand out. I'd just shake my head and hold out the bong. She thought it was funny that I had to hold the bong for her.. I didn't think it was funny at all.. All I could think of was my bong smashing everywere.

Thank god my bong made it safely home

 

haha, I got stoned with my little brothers friend yesterday, and when he was hitting my bong me and my friend were convinced that he was gonna drop it, so we ended up having to hold it for him.

 

usually i don't mind noobs at all, they almost always make me reminisce about the days i used to literally get visuals off bud.

 

I miss my bong.

 

i hate emos with a passion.

 

yea, but the ones that are passionless are alright

 

haha nice play on words

 

I hate emo guys.

I have no problem with the girls.

 

sounds like good times,

 

well emo guys look like emo girls
but i just find emos whine all the time about how there life sucks its like bitch shut up i have problems to i dont run around cutting myself

 

yeah man, but an emo is just a stereotype.

It's no different than a gangster, stoner, jock, or nerd.

 

whao captain cannabis i was looking at these posts on facebook in this group and i saw this post
Ian (Sir Winston Churchill Secondary) wrote2 hours ago
Who cares if weed is legal or not.

I can get high anytime I want, if it were legal it would make absolutley no difference to me.
the profile picture is like yours on HF. trippy i found someone here on facebook :|

 

yeah, most emos arent actually emo...well here anyway most emos are actually normal happy people...they just like the style.
The really fucked up people are usually the normal looking ones.
Like my friend who grew up in northern ireland went through a lot of shit and his family had to move down here because he had his head split open 4 times there as a kid...came close to being stabbed there too...the same 4 guys everytime.

Hes weird, his parents neglected him a lot and he doesnt think or act like a normal person. He used to cut, i hope he doesnt anymore but fuck. I saw them accidentally once and his upper arm was in shreds. Big deep scars and fuckloads of them.

Shit i hope hes doing alright actually, lives up the country now but hes trying to steal money off his sister and come back down

 

that sucks for that guy^ but yeah most emos just dress like that but some i know are just fucked in the head

 

Hey hey hey, edit that take my last name out please.

And yes thats me.

I just don't want my full name on here lol. It could lead to all sorts of trouble.

 

there ya go , took it out, but its still in your qoute lmao

 

*writes the name down*

muhahaha