Mark the Girl & Siezedbyanger

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by WanderingturnupII, Mar 20, 2009.

  1. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Oh c'mon, you know that was you at prom too
     
  2. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    Totally. But, I am a guy. Hell, I went to eight different proms when I went to high school. Yeah, one of the reasons I am worried. You know what they say little girls are attracted to their dad. So if that is the case I am in trouble.

    You guys don't have any idea. When you hold a child in your arms and think. This is my little girl, you will never be the same. And you will do anything it takes to make sure they are safe. I will always picture my little girl as just that, little. My daughter and I went to Six Flags and got a picture done of us and when the guy drew it he did so like she was older and I swear to God this is what my daughter will look like when she is 20 and I think wow, she is going to be pretty and I am going to have to keep the boys away with an uzi.
     
  3. Thories

    Thories Member

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    Lol. Well I probably have some bad kid karma coming... My parents heard me lose my virginity. Though I have never been arrested. So it sorta evens out I think.
     
  4. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    You went to 8 proms????

    That deserves a medal.

    I went to 2 and could barely take it by the second one
     
  5. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    same here...that was the night i saw the light :D

    'man i was so stupid bein straight edge for two years' *big hug*
     
  6. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    This won't last too long, trust me lol

    Drinking is hella fun, just don't over do it......often

    In the words of a smart man "the liver is very bad, you need to punish it" haha
     
  7. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    Yup, eight proms. I started going to proms when I was a freshman. One year I went to three. I often dated girls from other schools.
     
  8. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    drinking is alright, im not going to knock it, but it is by far the most boring recreational drug
     
  9. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    An accepted and very social recreational drug though
     
  10. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    i think it is...

    but wtf.

    "mark the girl"
     
  11. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Wait until you start going to parties and meeting girls.

    Oh ya and make sure you find the right drink for you.
     
  12. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    rum is the drink for me, never gotten sick from it for some reason
     
  13. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    ^ rum reminds me of vacations in the caribbean with good looking d00dz...

    good times.

    i puked on it on vacation though so that kinda ruined rum for me, but not completely.
     
  14. CircaX43521

    CircaX43521 rat in a drain ditch

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    I like whiskey and rum.

    and yeah man, going to true parties is so much fun.
     
  15. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    drinking rum instantly turns you into a pirate, arrr
     
  16. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    ^ fuckin' right.

    i was a pirate that entire vacation !
     
  17. CircaX43521

    CircaX43521 rat in a drain ditch

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    my friend used to drink nothing but rum and run around calling himself captain cody, scurge of the high seas.
     
  18. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    LOL my friend's sister's friend got charged with PIRACY OF THE HIGH SEAS

    i'm not even kidding...shit like that still exists. i guess he took something from a boat that was in dock and that's what they charged him with. he's in jail still... LOL
     
  19. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    It's not the fact that Cindy will have sex that scares me. If I thought the only thing she will do with boys is learn how to fuck, hey, I'd get her her own 2-bedroom apartment....one bedroom for a condom storage locker. It's the things the boys bring with them that scare me...the fast car, the bottle of liquor, the bag of some kind of dope that none of us knows what it is, 'cause the chemists won't create it for another 10 years, the "Hey, dude, watch this!"...boys 15-30 have a nearly infinite capacity for dumbassedness.

    No offense, guys. I used to be one.
     
  20. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Hm, I had just turned 12 when I first got drunk on my birthday. We were 4 girls sitting around my kitchen table doing shots of whiskey, drinking coke and vodka and we threw our bras in a tree.

    I can't say that we weren't ready for it.
     
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