I'm only hot one season out of the year

I hate spring. Sure the flowers are nice, the grass is green and it is warm outside. BUT the guys around here go testosterone crazy. Every year it is the same damn thing. I leave the house and venture out where people are and WHAM! some addlepated man asks me out. I went to the ninth circle of Hell a.k.a Walmart, and had a man stop me to tell me how beautiful my hair, eyes and mouth are. Then asked me if I have a boyfriend. I lied and said yes and he asked how many. haha Then tried to get my number and said he would be willing to be my sugar daddy. Never before has the grocery section been so enthralling.

I get so used to being ignored all through the year that it takes me by surprise each spring. What the hell is it with guys and spring? :toetap05:

Does anyone else go through this?

 

No Unfortunately........



Tears Glen.

 

You must be desirable all year round.

 

shut up and just enjoy it!

 

Haha Maybe you are just especially desirable around spring time.
I don't have this problem either.

 

The last time you went to the Wal-Mart in spring, didn't some jerkoff creep grab your ass when you were bending over in your jeans?

*shudders*

Wear garbage bags, man.

 

apparently their penises hibernate during the winter. lolz.
then spring comes along and they're hit with all these feelings. =p

 

I've seen you and I'm sure you're hot all the time

 

i'm horny approximately 363 days a year. i just take christmas and the fourth of july off.

 

Yes, I suffer spring fever also.

 

You don't have a boyfriend? Maybe we could hook up sometime. I'll PM you.

 

"Be your sugar daddy" and he's shopping a walmart. That's funny.

 

Miss Tree Hugging Lady, I think you're cute year 'round.

 

For me it's the combination of being in a great mood because of the weather, which makes me feel a lot more alive and vigorous, and ladies wearing next to nothing all around. It's too much for my little mind . . . all i see is sexy time

 

I think some people develop allergies from all the pollen in the air and men develop a desire to pollinate. Don't worry, this too shall pass and you will go back to being ignored

Even though you are beautiful anyday....you big doof.

 

I don't know what you're talking about. I hate Spring (probably worse than winter) - allergies and the wind, and the tease of it all.

I hate tease. It's half-warm but not warm. Almost comfortable but not. I'm entirely too cranky in Spring to pay attention to any of y'all. :cheers2:

I much rather have below freezing weather and no wind, than 50 degrees with 20 mph winds. I promise! I hate wind.

In the summer, when I start seeing a lot of mini-skirts...different story. iggy:

 

girls riding bikes in skirts, dresses and bikinis....beautiful.

 

Love is in the air in spring, it's really just the pollen.

I did have some dude come up to me about 3 weeks ago and follow me to my car while i was walking my dog trying to make small talk and suggested we should go get a drink, I told him I had a kid, he said oooohhh, ok, and walked away. It was great!:cheers2:

 

You should come and live here.

The univerasity uniform consists of a black shirt(invariably very short) and a white blouse(invariably tight). The girls also ride sidesaddle on the back of motorcycles, like the ladies in cowboy movies.

It's a fucking miracle I haven't had more crashes.

 

*wistful sigh* that's sounds wonderful.