Holy fuck. O_O

oh my god that was a close call.
i'm so stupid, O_O.


so i was shooting my .22 pelet gun out my window and browsing teh forums and watching itunes visualizer w/ Pink Floyd, and i pick up a can of axe blindly. Next i pick up a lighter to see if it works, and then for some stupid reason i can't explain, i made a flame come out of the axe can. i was playing with it, and i guess i didn't push the axe hard enough, it went out, so my knee jerk reaction is thinking it sucked the flame into the can, which would cause an explosion.

i throw the can out my window as soon as it went out, and what do you know, it cleared the deck beneath my window and blew up when it hit the ground in a ball of flame. O_O

i almost just got hurt REALLY badly...

fuck i'm stupid. if i'd been toking i woulda been screwed, i just woulda held it...

 

that's scary

my cousin and I once burned my south park chess set with axe cans and lighters... he even held a steady flame with one for like 2 minutes until it ran out

 

Quick thinking dude. Kinda like George Bush with Shoes. You are the man with the Axe.

 

hahaha. that bush video still makes me laugh.

weedwhacker, try that with action figures. (darting eyes).


i'm never going to get axe and a lighter close to eachother again.

 

Haha woah close call.

I had my trouble with Axe before. When I was younger my walls were covered with posters and pictures and stuff, like absolutely full. I used to throw darts at targets and one day I saw an Axe can on the ground and, don't ask me why, laid down and stabbed the can with the dart. I moved my head out of the way for some reason and the the dart flew out and stuck right into my ceiling. I was for about 2 hours

 

when i was a freshman me and my friends fucked around with axe like that all the time. we used to spray a shit ton on the underside of a skateboard, light that on fire, then spray into that.

we never actually had a can explode though

 

Lol, to create an effect for a video project in high school, we sprayed the end of a barbell with Axe, put our face in front of it and someone lit it and sprayed at it so it looked like we were breathing fire. Aced it.

So many uses for Axe other than smelling like a 5th grade dance!

 

My friend used to do this in class all the time right behind the teacher's back, and he would also right shit in axe and light it on fire.
One day the teacher said no one could sit in that desk anymore because "something" had happened there.

 

haha.

so far i'm most impressed with March of the Meanies.

i didn't know you could light things you sprayed it with on fire... it never worked for me.

 

aerosol cans + fire = dangerous

not worth getting third degree burns all over your body or losing your eyes or something.

 

^ trippy sig!

 

you would have been so burnt up. we used to rig those so we could make em blow up after a while and one didnt go off once and my griend went to check on it and it blew up while he was reaching for it. his entire right arm was burnt to hell and some got on his face and legs too

 

I put axe on my joints... The question is which one I'm i talking about. (Hint: InBetween my HIP bones.)

 

My friend does this trick where he sprays a bunch of axe into his mouth and then holds a lighter in front of his mouth and blows fire.


I'll try to get a video of it when I get back home.

 

why do men's hygiene products get you guys into trouble?
my bf and one of his best friends got banned from k-mart for a while because a while ago they stole deodorant for no reason lol.

 

wtf...

 

I believe he's talking about his package my dear.

...Well I think...

 

^ well DUH

but why the fuck is he putting axe on his nuts? do they really smell that bad that they need body spray?

maybe some better hygene will do the trick

 

Maybe he likes the scent of a man on his nards.

 

haha if things ever got that personal with a guy and his nuts reeked of axe i would run away.

i mean is that supposed to be a turn on or something? because it's not, it's just plain creepy