Ever buy something impuslively?

So, today, I got off the train, I was visting the fine city alone to check out some art.

I get off, and walk out the station.
This guy and his friend stick a whole shit load of shrooms in my pocket [they said a quarter i think, but i haven't weighed it yet]

and explained they HAD to sell them because they were boarding a plane.

I was kind of startled and honestly, a bit afraid, cause they looked pretty strong. Also, it was a killer deal i thought... shrooms are rare and expensive in my area. I only wanted ten worth, and i gave him a twenty to break.

the bastard unfortunately just threw another bag in my pocket and ran off.

ANYWAY...

Trying mushrooms soon.

 

so what happened you got beat?

 

wait wait wait. so you got a quarter plus for 20 bucks? how in the hell is that unfortunate?

I feel no sympathy towards you at all sir.

 

that is some bait shit.

good luck . . .

 

A bait, that even a shark would choke on, though...

 

nah man..sounds like a hell of a deal..right on brother!!!....thats like me saying i went to buy tickets to rothbury and they threw me my ticket for 20 bucks and gave me a pass to burning man, bonaroo, and woodstock...im fuckin pissed!

 

yeah, except you're not going to eat the tickets, nor are they illegal.

it's just weird . . . im sure cool stuff like this happens all the time but if it sounds too good to be true . . .

but i hope its true (that they are proper, good shrooms, not that youre making this up)

 

Oh my god...

If I were you...


*crys*


Did you have any intrest in shrooms before this?

 

i had interest in mushrooms.

and they were not legit.

but i'm gonna get some legit ones sometime soon.

 

Yeah, sounds like bullshit. They're probably just some average fungus.