So I've been quite buzzed before ...

But not totally drunk that i wasn't able 2 function ...

Friday night. Went to the beach with 3 of my good friends after school ..
Had a friend get us some alcohol something like Admiral Nelson Spiced Rum and we drank alittle at the beach but only a few sips .. One of them doesnt drink or smoke or anything so we had her as the babysitter i guess you could say.

After we got a ride home, one of our friends went home not feeling well .. So we went back to our " Babysitter's " house ... She went in the other room and played the Wii .. me and my friend J hung out in the bedroom and started drinking it up ... I know now that we werent supposed 2 mix it with Fruit Punch but we did lmao and yeah J told me to stop, but i didnt want to and didnt believe that 70 proof would fuck me up so much so i just kept chugging it and the last thing i really remember is Little miss Babysitter coming in and talking to us ... The rest was really hazy, much i dont recall ...

So its 7 in the morning ... Open my eyes, I'm like whut the fuck is my vision healed? (( i have HORRIBLE vision, and cant see anything, And well guess i had slept with my contacts in lmao ... )) So im like WTF? My head hurts bad, and i feel like im gonna be sick ... Im like J whut the hell? why am i in a huge ass tshirt thats not even mine? Whut happened lastnite?

She told me that i had got so drunk and i locked myself in the bathroom, they had to pry the door open with a hanger ... And i was throwing up ALL OVER THE PLACE including on myself, worst of all i LOST MY PANTS ......

How embarrassing right? They told me they had to bathe me i couldnt hold myself up i was just laying in the shower ....

But you know, just to think if alott more people were there, including guys, i could of been raped or something ... and not even remembered .. scary thought since i have noo tolerance really haha

the great thing was that our babysitter's mom didnt care she understands were teens and whut not and she helped my 2 friends while i was totally gone haha i mean you hear about all these stories about how people get drunk and cant do much, but to really experience it for real, and not remember anything, to not be able to function, its like wow lol its funny at the same time.. Sorry this is so long just thought i would share my first time being extremely drunk ...... :cheers2:

 

I hate being around when the light weights get annialated.

 

yeah that sounds pretty obnoxious... you sound like one of the girls that my one friend and i shit all over.

you seem pretty cool though. i'd definitely advise knowing your limits or else you'll gain the reputation of "that annoying sloppy bitch" and you won't be invited no wherez anymoar

 

Don't worry about it it happens to the best of us.

I'll tell you a story that happened to my buddy.

Okay we were all really drunk. My friend says "I gotta take a leak" so he goes to the bathroom. All of a sudden we hear "AHH!!" and then we hear a whole bunch of things strat falling off shelves and we hear him fumbling around yelling and he eventually fell to the ground.

It kind of took a long time to get the door open but once we did we saw him laying there with his pants off and shit everywere! I couldn't believe he actually shit all over the bathroom, there was also puke everywere but that was nothing compared to the shit no the ground. The funny thing was he had a boner. I know that was kind of gay to see his dick but you couldn't really miss it.

That was so funny and gross at the same time. We call him "Splurge" now. We never told anybody else. Only like 5 people in the world know.

And Jonathon if you ever read this...... Whatsup poopie pants? :cheers2:

 

uhm yeah it happened once, it wont happen again ...
we actually were having fun dancing and making videos until then
im pretty shure you or some friends have had something kinda funny like that happen at one point or another, so as for the negative comments, there's no need for them .. i was just sharing a story, things happen, and we look back at them and just laugh, and besides, I wont get that reputation, I wouldn't wanna steal yours

 

wow really? thats crazy .. did you have 2 help clean him up? I think i ran into the bathroom to vomit, and get in the shower or something ... but wow haha the whole shelves and boner thing thats hilarious !! i kinda just look back at it and think well i shure as hell dont remember any of that, so theres really no need 2 be embarrassed because its kinda like it didnt really happen .. though it did. Lol and besides that, their good friends, hey, at least true friends are there for you ahaha

 

Yeah we had to clean him up, most of the shit just got in his pants and on the floor.

My friend (who lives in the house) gave him some old clothes to wear. But he was so drunk he couldnt even really move. So we had to dress him and basically carry him around.

We called a cab and when it got there I told the driver were to go but then I realized I he was still too drunk so I went for the cab ride with him and got him home.

And you probably blacked out, now that I think about it I've blacked out a couple times. Nothing serious happened but I probably did some stupid things.

 

Another funny story.

My friend was really drunk and he had his head in his arms and he looked like he was gonna puke. Then all of a sudden he pops his head up with a huge smile on his face. He stands up and starts taking a piss all over the table.

Then my friend (the same guy who had the guy shit in his house) rund over and punches him in the back (right in the spine) and yells "What the fucka are you doing!"

That was pretty funny. Alcohol can seriously fuck you up.

 

i'm sorry if i came across as being nasty, i wasn't trying to be. i'm just trying to tell you that if such actions continue no body is going to want to be around you, and that is a fact.

and no, nothing like that has happened to me or my FRIENDS. people we're around? yes. my friends and i? no. we're not dumbasses and have no desire to be vomitting fools. there's nothing funny in having to take care of someone, many a times it's happened to me and i'm sure you'll realize this when it happens to you.

 

It's true.

But if it happens like once or twice a year it's no problem. It's when you start puking everytime you drink it gets annoying.

 

personally, i've stopped doing it. i no longer take care of anyone, and i've made this known. if someone's ass is puking themself to death, i couldn't care less. hell, the most i'd do is drag their sorry ass outside on the lawn so they don't stain the carpet.

 

Well at least you were there for him

Could of possibly blacked out, it was just really funny that we watched the video on my camera, and im like wtf i did all of this? i put an empty chip bag over my face and like fell off the bed pretty much, and kept pulling my sober friend's hair, so she put her foot in my face and i ran into it or something and didnt even know xD

is the first few experiences always like this or is it just until you gain enough tolerance or whut? Lol

 

Puking all over yourself is a fairly good defense against rape.

 

The last time I puked when drinking is when I tried to keep up with my girlfriend.

For some reason she can just chug any kind of liquor back. I told her she couldn't beat me. I was warned not to get into a drinking contest with her but I thought I'd win.

Luckily it was just me and her so my friends weren't there to watch me get beat by a girl at the game of drinking.

It was so funny because all of a sudden I felt like I was gonna puke so I said "I have to use the facilities". She starts knocking on the door saying "Oh I thought you were just taking a piss you big pussy and she started making barfing noises at me"

When I came out I told her to shut up and leave me alone and she laughed hysterically at me. I hope she never told anyone about that lol.

It's amazing how someone thats like 5'4 can outdrink me....... :/

 

Yeah i understand,
it is true, because a couple times before ive had to help people, and it really sucks, i just thought it quite funny that they were laughing at me and how it all happened just the randomness you know?

It will definitely not happen again i can promise you (or rather myself) that

 

That is hilarious

one time my really good friend, he's like a brother, he was so drunk that he just pissed right in the middle of a busy ass street, right on a car

 

One time I was pissing on a car on one side and my friend was about to start pissing on the other when a guy came out of the car....

he didn't know I was pissing on his car so we all just quickly walked away.

 

Wow .......

 

I forgot to mention that I couldn't just cut my piss off.

I had to like walk backwards kind of so no one would see my dick and I could finish my piss lol.

 

hahaha same thing happened to a guy i know but it was in the bathroom of the chinese takeaway in my town

There are stairs going up to the toilet. There are gaps between the stairs and tables underneath.

Anyway he made it to the bathroom then whatever happened next he ended up with his pants around his ankles, puking and shitting while falling down the stairs hahahahahaha and there was shit and puke going all over the chairs and tables beneath the stairs.

When he landed at the bottom he was passed out but still puking and shitting everywhere.

The icing on the cake though is the fact that right at that moment his family pulled up to get dinner from the takeaway not knowing that he was in there

Funniest thing iv ever seen