So I've been quite buzzed before ...

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hahahahah LMAO :smilielol5:

 

now that i think of it i've never puked when i was drunk. ive felt nauseas and blacked out but never puke

 

That is even funnier than captain's story. I remember the first time captain told that story I almost peed myself laughing and this was no exception. Did his family take him home lol?

 

Then you've never been drunk enough.

 

his dad went nuts, walked in and yanked him up. He managed to wake up and then was forced to clean up everything.
Then he was taken home...he wasnt seen in town for ages after that

 

^ LOL.

those chinese people were probably 200% pissed.

why was your friend there in the first place?

 

hes not actually my friend, just a guy in my year.
Im pretty sure he went in to get sick...well at least he did what he was there to do

 

LMAO
okay wow that is fucking classic !!
how old was the guy? of age or no?

 

same age as me...drinking age is usually around 13 though
well...18 legally, but you know..thats never stopped anyone

 

Ooh wow
yupp it definitely never stops anyone xD
ooh man 21 is the legal age here in Florida

 

By the way are you actually 21?

 

nope not at all lol
i shud fix that actually

 

Well that makes more sense now lol.

 

How?
Ooh cuz the drinking age and whut not ...

 

No.

If you were actually 21 and this happened to you then you'd be a complete idiot.

But since your probably around my age from the sounds of it you just have to learn your limit.

 

Lol
True !!
15 actually so yeah.
Everyone has to start somewhere i suppose

 

I didnt learn shit. Pissed myself in my bed on friday night actually... only happened to me 2 time total... NICE. Or not. idk. embarrassing

 

that sounds about right. i haven't been drunk since like 2 years ago. i'm talking about like fucking wasted, like losing count after 35 drinks, going to this club with this dude i met who was my drinking buddy, and i started rolling around in the middle of the dance floor thinking i was doing some ill break dancing clearing it, then getting kicked out.

going back in, drinking more. at this point i haven't puked yet somehow, but these 2 dudes see me wrecked and decide to walk me to the apartment complex i was staying at. i get there, go inside, wake up my dad, who was actually kind of cool with it, and then i started puking all over the bathroom, everywhere except the toilet.

next day i wake up with bruises on my side, aching like a motherfucker, wanting to puke more but not being able to and then i can't find my glasses. i look everywhere, closet, drawers, etc and can't find them until i go to the bathroom to double check. then i notice this trash pail under the sink and i'm just praying they're not in there with puke, but they were, with no puke. and so this was the first time i truly got shitfaced, and i've never been that wasted again unfortunately. good times.

 

the first time i got drunk i was at my uncles christmas party. He lives in a small seaside village so everyone in the village was there. He has a big bnb with a bar aswell. Loads of drink there and i was allowed to drink so i took advantage of that fact and had 12 bottles of miller and then half a pint of absinthe.

Dunno if I drank anymore than that but i woke up in my uncles bathroom with a towel over me, everything covered in puke. I had a lovely pool of vomit for a pillow too.
that was some nasty shit. Almost ended up fucking a 27 year old too..would have if i didnt end up that fucked haha