Women want me

Until they find out that I am completely insane and have the maturity of a 5 year old and the cynicism of a broken 60 year old man.

 

Doesn't that just suck for you. You probably need to work on your maturity a little bit then

 

can i laugh?

 

I doubt it.

 

yea, and?

 

Yea I laughed

 

just making sure...

 

I'm not sure. I just felt I needed to say that women seem to pay a lot of attention to me because I am tall and confident, but I tend only to be able to keep the crazies.

 

all woman are crazy
fucking crazy

 

And I have a lot of girls txting me and but I don't let it go to my head

 

Why would you want anything else? Are you one of these prude-chasers?

Yuck.

 

You're right bro, why would I want anything else? But still, if I could keep the prudes as well that would really buff up my chances of keeping anyone.

 

Just remember the 4 f's that my uncle told me
1. Find Them
2. Flirt with them
3. Fuck them
4. Forget them

But I don't do this because it is rude but if this works for you go with the flow

 

Its true. We're all nuts. But some of us do it in an adorable fashion.

 

How about finding what they call "a cool chick"? Like babyhellfire?

 

Shes not crazy enough, she would quickly tire of my strange and unpredictable behaviour alternating between stoicism and patheticness at random times.

 

I think you underestimate the girl. :cheers2:

 

Ok, lest just say she is not my type. In fact, I don't think my type exists on this website, let alone anywhere else. I like my wife though.

 

What is your type then? Let's hear it.

 

That's just cause they think you are gay