Master Shroomie

so i went to this meditation retreat place to discuss spirituality and meditation. and one of the teachers there was explaining what meeting a spiritual master can do for you, how he can guide you and he can take away your karma so that you can get back home to the one. that's when i realized that the mushrooms have these same characteristics. the mushroom is a spiritual teacher, and it really feels as if you have been lifted if your karma, like you are let free when you allow the mushroom to work on you properly.

 

Everything is a spiritual teacher. Some are just louder than others.

 

even your karma is a spiritual teacher

 

Nothing is also a spiritual teacher. Just as much everything is.

 

Is my left testicle a spiritual teacher?

 

^
No but you are an idiot
wise up kid

 

Yes.

 

We have conflicting opinions.

Let's see if the "no nonsense" fagel can keep his side of the argument.

 

All the answers are within yourself. You just sometimes need outside influence to uncover them. Such as a wise guru, or a stone on the ground.

 

or several hundred micrograms of lysergic acid diethylamide

everything is acid

and acid is dirt

 

are you dirt?!

 

well i say lsd and magic mushrooms are much better spiritual teachers then my left nut or nothing at all.

 

That's because you are learning a lesson from them. Once you learn your lesson, you will see no difference between anything, nor space.

 

so how many licks does it take to get to the center of the universe?

 

Everywhere is the center, so, none.

 

i am stardust

 

That makes you acid? Swallow yourself and trip!

 

i'll do even better

i'll trip and then i'll swallow myself

 

But then you'll be back to square one? Or is square two squared at that point?

 

no you're right i'll be back at square one

with everything else