The gay guy at Starbucks

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bella Désordre, Mar 24, 2009.

  1. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    said I looked short and fat in my car and I should come inside everyday because I look better when I am not sitting.
    Then he instructed me to twirl and gave me a free latte because he said my jacket was cute.
    He healed my low-self-esteem for the morning, but really embarassed me in front of th cute cops behind me, who seemed to enjoy watching me twirl.
    What bizarre ass thing has happened to you today?
    PS-It doesn't have to be an ass thing, but ass things are welcome too.
     
  2. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i was super productive today...how bizzare:eek:
     
  3. the grobe

    the grobe Senior Member

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    there was this super stoned kid working at a subways restuarnt last night and ended up giving everybody in the place free food it was a complete gong show haha
     
  4. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    This thread.

    This thread was the most bizarre thing that has happened to me today.
     
  5. Elijah

    Elijah Member

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    just don't tell him to put cream into your coffee
     
  6. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    He is gay. I think he just really liked my jacket, not me. I am really tall and prob look a lot different standing up than sitting down, so he was just suprised. He's not a perv-at all. He also said I had long legs :), but I really just had heels and long jeans on lol. I love trickery :D.
     
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