Haha! I'm retarded!

So I freaked out earlier and grabbed a knife because i thought I heard something. And then a little bit ago I was messing with it and me, being retarded, started to play with it betweeen my toes and I cut one of them and didn't notice until I saw blood all over the knife.

Haha.
I'm retarded.

 

is your foot ok?

 

Alright?

 

Ouch? lol

 

I do this all the time. I sleep with weapons near my bed in case someone breaks in or in case zombies attack me in my sleep. You never know...

 

lol, I have a sword and two axes under my bed, and various knives scattered about my room

 

Sometimes I think you might be retarded.

 

i do that all the time.

well, not the playing with a knife with my toes, but not realizing i've injured myself until i actually see it. haha.

 

It happened to me yesterday when I was at the service station. I was going through my boot and the door dropped on my head, it kind of hurt but I thought it was nothing. It wasn't until I went into the shop and the girl screamed because I had blood running down my face that I realised I needed to go to hospital.

 

I had to bandage my own head up and walk half an hour to the hospital. I got 4 stitches and a shot. I still feel dizzy from it all.

 

One time when i was sleeping, my curtain rail holder fell out still attached to the rail. the two pointy pieces of wood that were in the wall originally, hit me on the head.

Needless to say it was fairly heavy and i sort of passed out/fell back to sleep because i was in a pretty deep state of sleep at the time.
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I am forever hitting my head on that damn lid. In Canada it is a trunk lid. :cheers2:

I've also had stitches in my ear and chin...not fun.

 

Haha, and sometimes I agree with you.

 

Haha oh man, the amount of times I've done that.. well not with toes, but I cut myself pretty deeply on the arm and didn't even notice.

To be fair, I was on large amounts of ketamine at the time.

 

Psh. It takes skill to be as retarded as I am without the help of substances.

 

I lol'd.


Actually I burst out laughing at this thread title too, and besides, playing with a knife in between your toes?! You asked for that one.

 

cutting oneself sucks balls. i know

 

Hi,

I'm curious what tools you have prepared to fight the zombie attack ?

Regards
Gyro